My parents are fried. A thread

So, my parents have a master bathroom. It’s connected to their bedroom and the only way to get TO their bathroom is to go through their bedroom

So, I needed some rubbing alcohol so I went to their bathroom since it was the closest to where I was at the moment

I did what I needed to do. Just minding my own business, vibing

I turn to leave. And I see this thing on their dresser. I’m like ‘wtf’. It was a little gear. I pick it up and it’s made of silicone

Now, as a furry, I knew it could only be one thing

It’s a sample disk for some dildo company. So I ask my friend, who knows a bunch

And immediately he goes “oh yeah, that’s Twin Tail creations”

Twin Tail, mind you; is a company similar to Bad Dragon, for folks who don’t know.

And me, being a Bad Dragon collector, am now morbidly curious to see what they got or what it looks like. But at the same time I’m also filled with existential dread. I am cursed with knowledge that there’s an exotic dildo in my home and it’s not one of mine

It doesn’t help that about a week ago I saw a box in their room very similar to the ones I receive when I place orders with Bad Dragon. Same tape (I know it wasn’t one of mine because it had my dads name on it)

Update: I went into their bathroom again and the gear was gone

UPDATE 2: So the package apparently arrived TODAY.

So, that means the Bad Dragon-Esque box could have been @bad_dragon , but I don’t know because just the return address was conveniently ripped off

THE PLOT THICKENS

BY THE WAY.

My parents are NOT furries, to my knowledge. They haven’t really ever seemed that interested in furry culture outside of the suits

Oh god what if they have fursonas