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shitty theories of who is holding diyoza in the anomaly: a thread
dante has diyoza. they've actually become quite good friends. diyoza spiked his afternoon tea with tequila and now they are sitting on the floor drunkenly doing bob ross tutorials.
lincoln has diyoza. he's captured her so he can politely ask octavia's hand in marriage. diyoza says she doesn't give a shit and tells him to stay frosty.
riley has diyoza. he's pissed people care about her character more than his. he goes super meta and cancels the show. (requested by @thekawaiislarti )
isaiah washington has diyoza. no reason -- he's just batshit crazy. (suggestion by @sheidheda )
a 13 year old from the year 2020 has diyoza. he's coercing diyoza into faking a "famous relative check" tik tok for the clout.
wells has diyoza. he was so kind to her that she suffered a heart attack and is now recovering. she's doing well, thanks for asking.
blake has diyoza. he's holding her hostage until he gets more season 7 content.
