I suppose it is hypothetically possible that @JerryFalwellJr has convinced some unethical prosecutor to convince some moron judge to issue arrest warrants against journalists for being mean. It's America, after all. BUT .../1
/2 ...the FAR more probable scenario is that @ToddStarnes is as dumb as a tick on a stump and doesn't know warrants are something judges issue for arrest, usually in criminal cases, and he's referring to Falwell trying to have media served with a summons in a bogus civil lawsuit.
/3 The civil suit would, one presumes, represent @JerryFalwellJr believing he should not be criticized for his diligent efforts to help his students and staff meet directly with God as abruptly as possible.
/4 @jerryfalwelljr to students and staff:
/5 OK, apparently Sodd Ttarnes is saying on his show that it's warrants for TRESPASS, in that the Fake News Media went onto the hallowed grounds of his university without permission or against his iron will. Which, if possible is stupider. STUPIDER.
/6 I don't recall. Is VA one of those jurisdictions where any imbecile can initiate a criminal case and there's no "that's not a thing, dipshit" review by a judge until later?
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