anyone who doesn't choose house #2 is daft. if you choose house #2 you get to spend time with someone who was born in 1775, and this is such an incredible offer that even if the other guest are tiresome you should take it without blinking https://twitter.com/lithub/status/1247582133301981185
nobody alive today, and nobody who anybody who was alive today has ever met, has ever met somebody who was born in 1775
no wait, hang about, the tweet above is a load of old rubbish
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