Better of two evils. Pick one.

- a generous but extremely insecure partner
vs
- a confident but very stingy one

- lose your voice every time you try to tell the truth
vs
- get really bad breath every time you lie

- spend a night in jail every time you spend money

vs
- grow an extra toe every time you let someone else pay for something

- Never have someone find you attractive ever again

vs

- Get nightmares every night til you die

- eat a bad meal every single day
vs
- have bad sex every time you try

- have cotton mouth every time you go in for a kiss
vs
- choke every time you swallow any liquid