Cutting my hair off like every other bitch in the cut, a thread:

Stage one: Deciding what to use, I chose a beard trimmer because I couldn’t find anything else and because I’m a fucking idiot

Stage two: choosing the shortest setting and hacking off an inch at the bottom, feeling cute for the way it looked on the sides for about 2mins then realised I have to do the back

Stage three: Realising when you move the mirror behind your heat your had has to move in the opposite direction

Stage four: Results are in, you cannot cut the back of your own head when social distancing from your housemate

Stage five: No really, you can’t

Stage six: Had a seat in the garden and had a long hard think about what the fuck I was doing

Stage seven: Set up a cute workshop in my room, thinking at this stage I might start taking paying customers

Stage eight: Chatted to my brother and mum and showed them my handy work on FaceTime and they suggested just going the whole hog so I started hacking into it with these rusty scissors that couldn’t cut butter

Stage nine: Clippers wouldn’t charge so just had to sit about like this for a couple hours

Stage ten: Took fucking ages to charge