alright, i’m doing it, i’m gonna rate bts’s floral creations from the latest run bts episode

now before i get started, some disclaimers:
• this is all just for fun! we’re all social distancing and bored out of our minds
• i love bts so don’t come for me
• yes i am actually a full-time floristry/gardening student of 3 years

ok let’s go

and yes i will roast jin

let's start with the, uh, boutonnieres

v's boutonniere
- tAEHYUNG STOP TOUCHING IT
- before the main flower went yeet there was actually an alright combo of different size materials
- the colours connect pretty well
- stop touching it tho i beg u pls

5/10 bc don'T TOUCH

the five points are for colour theory and how he kept talking to the boutonniere bless his heart

rm's boutonniere
- that clematis is gonna die in 5 seconds, i can't believe u let him use it isaac
- good placement of materials
- matching ribbon and flowers? ooh flex

9/10 lost a point bc i'm allergic to oxypetalum (the blue one) and this is my thread

also i hope you realise i'm pulling the numbers out of my ass like literally none of these could be given to a customer and that's fine bc bts are not florists!

jungkook's boutonniere
- a chonky boi™
- going full god bless the united states with the colour scheme
- the boy loves his eustomas and frankly i respect that
- looks pretty sturdy and might actually last through a wedding
- two main flowers? what is this anarchy

6/10 chonk

jimin's boutonniere
- unpopular florist opinion roses are boring af
- jimin ur perfect i don't wan roast u :(
- that lilac is gonna die
- jimin's lilac vs joon's clematis which will die first place your bets now on bighit dot com
- SO MANY OXYPETALUM WHY

15/10 bc park jimin

SHOW ME THE STEMS JIMIN I KNOW THEY'RE A MESS I KNOW IT IN MY HEART

wait is that even a lilac *SQUINTS* it's fine i've only been majoring in this shit for three years lmao cries

j-hope's boutonniere
- run bts camera focus pls some of us are trying to rate boutonnieres here
- again the lilac gonna dead
- i have beef with isaac for saying those hypericum r flowers they're BERRIES ISAAC geez use ur abs i mean brain
- sentimental value

5/10 he tried i think

suga's boutonniere
- big house big cars and ˢᵐᵒˡ ᵇᵒᵘᵗᵒⁿⁿᶦᵉʳᵉˢ
- nice n delicate
- that sweet sweet colour theory
- might not die immediately
- why is the buckle thing so low tho

17/10 for literally picking materials based on vicinity

jin's boutonniere
- kill it with fire and feed the ashes to a komodo dragon
- the abuse of lilies i weep i cry
- kim seokjin why
- my teachers are crying in quarantine
- thE mAGNET cOULDn't HOLD iT UP
- T A PE

1/10 one point for not giving a shit

we're *deep breath* done with the boutonnieres. what a ride. now let's move on to even more stressful things that'll have me waking up in cold sweat at night

v's wreath
- ooh we using floral foam now
- nice combo of dark and light purple
- i mean u can't see the hole which makes it a wreath but dETAILS
- the red bit is aaalmost golden ratio ooo da vinci is quaking
- "i would sell it" isaac u lie tho

7/10 good boi

rm's flower crown
- a poem for little flowers ;u;
- icb you didn't finish it tho a flower crown is the easiest thing to make asdfgh
- impressed with le volumé
- colour theory points
- so much wire wHY
- u gonna have oxypetalum goo in ur hair

15/10 bc i'm a poetry hoe

jungkook's bouquet
- bi pride flag colours? "various loves"? inch resting
- what is with this boy and eustomas
- THERE ARE OTHER FLOWERS JEON JUNGKOOK
- good shape for a bridal bouquet
- minus the lilac and that oNE PIECE OF GREEN

20/10 bi bouquet. a biquet™

j-hope's bouquet
- "it'll be sold at the grocery shop" asdfg yOONGI the floristry shade
- we appreciate sunflowers in this household
- even tho nothing's connecting the yellow n purple oop
- trendy look
- he used a ziP TIE to tie it
- it's a bouquet not a hostage

6/10 he tried

jimin's glass bowl
- all the points for smol hands
- pastel game strong
- lacks a medium-sized material to connect the main flower and the tiny ones
- i feel like a baby unicorn made this

12/10 for ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ

suga's wreath
- progress for someone who didn't know what a wreath was
- the symmetrical placement of flowers would make my teachers cry
- good colours
- u can see the foam MIN YOONGI 1000 YEARS OF FLORIST JAIL
- good hole/material ratio (shut up)

8/10 it cute

should mention v app crashed while i was rating this. i think it's trying to protect me from jin

sigh. okay.

jin's... creation
- kim seokjin am i joke to you
- meet me outside
- maybe if y'all spent more time learning and less time hitting on the hot teacher
- words cannot express
- tbh i'm impressed that he got the echinops to stand up
- but i just
- The Disrespect™

-129547/10

THE END!! thank u for joining me on this Very Professional Floristry Journey. kim seokjin is now my nemesis. i will fight him. i will get oxypetalum goo in his hair.

once again ending this with wise words from choi seungcheol.

actually... should probably promo my own floristry stuff. um follow me on instagram @ ramendates lol