Guess it’s time to post these pics of the time I covered Twin Peaks fest w/ @WolfieVibes & I showed up to a costume contest dinner wearing nothing but plastic & strategically placed tape & Ray Wise hugged me & said, “I killed ya so now I GOTTA hug ya.”

We were camping in the summer, so I was unwashed and then I laid in the riverbed to get a bunch of rocks and sand on me for effect. As it turns out, plastic doesn’t breathe so well, so I was cooking in my own juices for fucking HOURS. And he STILL hugged me tight and long.

Sheryl Lee and I talked about wolves for a while and she told me this fable about scorpions. She loves wolves as much as I do so we got a little nerdy for a bit, and to my knowledge she didn’t even know I was a journalist. She just wanted to chat about wolves.

Afterwards we tried to get a drink at a bar but I didn’t bring a change of clothes so if I remember correctly they were very about serving a nude woman wrapped in plastic & I suddenly realized how weird it was & felt like I was in a nightmare where you realize you’re naked.

Next morning we had a picnic with almost the whole cast of Twin Peaks. Sherilyn Fenn was there with her young son and I don’t remember how it happened but we ended up becoming her kid’s babysitter while she did the photo line. And we were like Did she just leave her kid with us?