Football Manager, first season with Newcastle.

Doing alright sitting pretty in 13th at Christmas.

Then get bought by a South Korean who invests a transfer budget of £107m - GREAT!

- Wants Champions League football this season, now grades my job security as F - NOT GREAT!

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Lads, I cannot be in a CL position after working with Jonjo Shelvey, Jamal Lascelles and DeAndre Yedlin for five months.

Let me work with your money for a season and we& #39;ll talk, but this is a joke.

Won& #39;t surprise you that none of the options in this meeting are & #39;I CANNOT BE TOP FOUR RIGHT NOW WITH THIS NEWCASTLE SIDE YOU IDIOTS& #39;

Reckon I& #39;m for the chop here.

I cannot believe it.