Football Manager, first season with Newcastle.

Doing alright sitting pretty in 13th at Christmas.

Then get bought by a South Korean who invests a transfer budget of £107m - GREAT!

- Wants Champions League football this season, now grades my job security as F - NOT GREAT!

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Lads, I cannot be in a CL position after working with Jonjo Shelvey, Jamal Lascelles and DeAndre Yedlin for five months.

Let me work with your money for a season and we'll talk, but this is a joke.

Won't surprise you that none of the options in this meeting are 'I CANNOT BE TOP FOUR RIGHT NOW WITH THIS NEWCASTLE SIDE YOU IDIOTS'

Reckon I'm for the chop here.

I cannot believe it.