Lit all Edward had to do when Bella asked if he got contacts was say yeah like “Sure, I was wearing black contacts the other day and got an eye infection which was why I wasn’t in school lil blood bag.”

Imagine being 100 y/o vampire and still being an actuall dumbass fr

“Bella, we shouldn’t be friends.”
My guy you are LITERALLY stalking that teen mortal around like wtf dude you’re ancient take your dusty dead ass away

Why Ed gotta be so extra too? Damn my guy

And then when he saved her from the van he could have just said “Bish, I been hittin the gym mad hard lately.”