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Little hairs near my temple are beginning to curl, and it is SO FUCKING ADORABLE

why is no one paying attention and falling unexpectedly in love with me, their previously platonic roommate

My cheeks are rosy from the water& #39;s warmth, and yet: NOT A SINGLE SOUL HAS REMARKED UPON IT

Not even my longtime business rival, who unexpectedly found himself in quarantine with me in my one-bedroom apartment

No, there& #39;s no couch; it& #39;s either my one bed OR THE FLOOR, OH NO