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Red wine - Arsenal
A timeless classic that’s always been there or thereabouts. Once adored, but now there are more modern and exciting beverages out there. Has the potential to leave you with a serious headache if you don’t take it seriously.
A timeless classic that’s always been there or thereabouts. Once adored, but now there are more modern and exciting beverages out there. Has the potential to leave you with a serious headache if you don’t take it seriously.
White wine - Spurs
Forever being compared to red wine even though everyone knows it’s nowhere near as good. Doesn’t hold the same pedigree or reputation as red, but can still be a huge hit on its day.
Forever being compared to red wine even though everyone knows it’s nowhere near as good. Doesn’t hold the same pedigree or reputation as red, but can still be a huge hit on its day.
Dark Fruits - Chelsea
Nobody cared about it 15 years ago, but now it’s very popular. Hated by the more seasoned drinkers, but appeals to youngsters who don’t know any better. Probably the best fruit flavoured drink.
Nobody cared about it 15 years ago, but now it’s very popular. Hated by the more seasoned drinkers, but appeals to youngsters who don’t know any better. Probably the best fruit flavoured drink.
Carlsberg Export - Everton
Bang average and spends its existence in the shadow of its superior other half, Carlsberg Pilsner. Hasn’t got any better or any worse over the years despite trying multiple attempts.
Bang average and spends its existence in the shadow of its superior other half, Carlsberg Pilsner. Hasn’t got any better or any worse over the years despite trying multiple attempts.
Carlsberg Pilsner - Liverpool
Recently revamped, world famous, bubbly, live and fresh. By far the best and most popular of the Carlsbergs, although a lot of people will still badmouth it.
Recently revamped, world famous, bubbly, live and fresh. By far the best and most popular of the Carlsbergs, although a lot of people will still badmouth it.
Grey Goose - Man City
Exciting when it first came on the scene, but it’s just too expensive for the regular person to enjoy. Isn’t renowned across Europe but is at the top end of the shelf in England. More than capable of leaving you passed out.
Exciting when it first came on the scene, but it’s just too expensive for the regular person to enjoy. Isn’t renowned across Europe but is at the top end of the shelf in England. More than capable of leaving you passed out.
Guinness - Man Utd
A classic. Has to be prepared correctly and when it’s flat, it’s awful. Iconic over previous decades, but fewer people order it these days. Still appreciated far and wide. Not many people could handle a proper session of this stuff.
A classic. Has to be prepared correctly and when it’s flat, it’s awful. Iconic over previous decades, but fewer people order it these days. Still appreciated far and wide. Not many people could handle a proper session of this stuff.
Disaronno & coke - Leicester
Not everyone’s immediate favourite, but you still have a soft spot for it. Nice to enjoy when your go-to drink isn’t available. You may be surprised by how brilliant it is once it starts flowing.
Not everyone’s immediate favourite, but you still have a soft spot for it. Nice to enjoy when your go-to drink isn’t available. You may be surprised by how brilliant it is once it starts flowing.
WKD - Bournemouth
Small, weak and not really taken seriously by anyone, but you’d low key miss it if it wasn’t there. You’d much rather see a few other drinks removed from the shop before this one got the boot.
Small, weak and not really taken seriously by anyone, but you’d low key miss it if it wasn’t there. You’d much rather see a few other drinks removed from the shop before this one got the boot.
Budweiser - Norwich
Absolute cat piss. You’d probably rather shag your sister than drink a full crate.
Absolute cat piss. You’d probably rather shag your sister than drink a full crate.
