My (30 M) girlfriend (30 F) buried all of my beans in the woods and won't tell me where, causing a fight between us.

Idk what pink beans are but I do know what this post reminds me of https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1072980183278387202?s=19

Unrelated beans question: what are some of your favorite black eyed peas recipes? I got 2lbs, dried, sitting in my cupboard. Shaming me. (I don't trust random internet recipes. They never have enough spice.)

TIFU by demanding that my girlfriend show me where she buried our beans in the woods, causing her to break up with me. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/fy06bv