My sources are telling me that President Trump will announce the formation of a Blue Ribbon Commission to establish the definitive ranking of 80s pop hits.

House Dems are promising to investigate whether Trump's partial ownership of Rick Astley creates a conflict of interest.

Sean Hannity -- wearing a jumpsuit and referring to himself in the third person as "Ziggy" -- grills Trump on whether an artist's work from the 70s would be taken into account when evaluating their 80s hits.

Elizabeth Warren releases a statement stating that she agrees with the establishment of the Commission in principle, but blasts Trump for the lack of diversity on the panel: "Are they going to give the femme stuff a fair deal? Why is Sam Smith not being included as a judge?"

In a somber but deathly serious oped for the WaPo, Max Boot announces, for the first time, that he is no longer a Republican. Or a Dire Straits fan.