If #uglydogs send

- Leatherbound classics (++foreign)
- Theory books
- Chicago Manuals
- Montblanc pen
- DAR certificate
- lacrosse stick
- framed letterpress poem
- shoeshine box

Every kid Zooming from trailer/public housing gets a wall that demands A's & six figure internship

I feel like I could find some plausible names, if anyone is good enough with calligraphy to make the DAR certificates.