Those in need for a #Millennial Guide To #Passover https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> - we& #39;ve got something for you: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index"> https://www.buzzfeed.com/israelmfa/the-millennial-guide-to-passover-1u2830p9pk">https://www.buzzfeed.com/israelmfa...
The 10 plagues if they happened to Millenials:

1) Blood https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔴" title="Red circle" aria-label="Emoji: Red circle">: Excuse me I asked for filtered water!

2) Frogs https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐸" title="Frog face" aria-label="Emoji: Frog face">: Why can& #39;t these frogs respect my safe space?!

3) Lice https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE HIGHLIGHTS COST ME?

4) Flies https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⛺" title="Tent" aria-label="Emoji: Tent">: I thought this was supposed to be GLAMPING! >>>
5) Livestock https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐄" title="Cow" aria-label="Emoji: Cow">: This is the universe telling us it& #39;s time to go vegan.

6) Boils https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧴" title="Lotion bottle" aria-label="Emoji: Lotion bottle">: I heard there& #39;s an amazing new Korean skincare product for this.

7) Locust https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦗" title="Cricket" aria-label="Emoji: Cricket">: Omg & I kept thinking that buzzing was my tinder notifications!

8) Hail https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌨️" title="Cloud with snow" aria-label="Emoji: Cloud with snow">: "HAIL" no! >>>
9) Darkness: Not our iPhones! Please! Anything but ourhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📱" title="Mobile phone" aria-label="Emoji: Mobile phone">iPhones!

10) Firstborn https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐶" title="Dog face" aria-label="Emoji: Dog face">: Don& #39;t take my firstborn Puppy!
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