The 10 plagues if they happened to Millenials:

1) Blood 🔴: Excuse me I asked for filtered water!

2) Frogs 🐸: Why can't these frogs respect my safe space?!

3) Lice 😭: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE HIGHLIGHTS COST ME?

4) Flies ⛺: I thought this was supposed to be GLAMPING! >>>
5) Livestock 🐄: This is the universe telling us it's time to go vegan.

6) Boils 🧴: I heard there's an amazing new Korean skincare product for this.

7) Locust 🦗: Omg & I kept thinking that buzzing was my tinder notifications!

8) Hail 🌨️: "HAIL" no! >>>
9) Darkness: Not our iPhones! Please! Anything but our📱iPhones!

10) Firstborn 🐶: Don't take my firstborn Puppy!
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