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It’s been so much easier to sleep lately now that you found some good late-night relaxation music online. You’re so relaxed you leave the door to your place unlocked at night. And look at that! You posted your address on the site where you found the song. Nothing to worry about.
Oops! Someone came into your place after all. Oh well. You’re already in bed with your headphones on. You can’t possibly imagine moving. It’ll be fine.
Turns out it’s better than fine! Getting fucked by strangers whose faces you never see is such good stress relief. You’re sleeping so well afterwards you don’t even mind all the drool and cum and juices! In fact it’s kinda nice.
A couple days later, and you’ve really got a good system going. Just wait on your bed and listen to your music — ass up, clothes off, waiting. Don’t think. Fuck. Suck. Relax. Sleep.
