1/n
since #Masakali2 is trending, I also watched the original #Masakali
the auto-generated English captions were on by chance & I think I *might've* found smth legendary here
~ A THREAD ~
since #Masakali2 is trending, I also watched the original #Masakali
the auto-generated English captions were on by chance & I think I *might've* found smth legendary here


~ A THREAD ~
2/n
Mercifully, Medically, Masakali
- our snobby pigeon appreciates only alliterative adjectives, ty very much
#Masakali #Masakali2
Mercifully, Medically, Masakali
- our snobby pigeon appreciates only alliterative adjectives, ty very much

#Masakali #Masakali2
3/n
medically a mother may radically chose to give birth in a vertically placed operating table
- deffo not recommended by any OB-GYN, ever!!
#Masakali #Masakali2
medically a mother may radically chose to give birth in a vertically placed operating table
- deffo not recommended by any OB-GYN, ever!!

#Masakali #Masakali2
4/n
Mother Kali (aka Mama Kelly) lives in a dark alley
- try telling that to a bengali
#Masakali #Masakali2
Mother Kali (aka Mama Kelly) lives in a dark alley
- try telling that to a bengali

#Masakali #Masakali2
5/n
Jennifer Ava's team went to the dark alley & got scared by some gibberish-speaking weirdos
PSA: stay clear of dark alleys, kids!!

#Masakali #Masakali2
Jennifer Ava's team went to the dark alley & got scared by some gibberish-speaking weirdos
PSA: stay clear of dark alleys, kids!!


#Masakali #Masakali2
6/n
Jennifer Ava's team was later found having a threesome too, in that same dark alley... some "super goo"ey substance was e̶j̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ found
- why isn't this song A-rated again!!?? tsk tsk
#Masakali #Masakali2
Jennifer Ava's team was later found having a threesome too, in that same dark alley... some "super goo"ey substance was e̶j̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ found
- why isn't this song A-rated again!!?? tsk tsk

#Masakali #Masakali2
7/n
The ancient goddess Holy Mesothelioma also appeared in that same dark alley
- NGL I'm biting my nails at this point, scared asf for everyone's well-being
#Masakali #Masakali2
The ancient goddess Holy Mesothelioma also appeared in that same dark alley
- NGL I'm biting my nails at this point, scared asf for everyone's well-being

#Masakali #Masakali2
8/n
yes, yes our very own pigeon deffo did win the mathematical lottery for being curvy n thicc asf
#goldenratio
#Masakali #Masakali2
yes, yes our very own pigeon deffo did win the mathematical lottery for being curvy n thicc asf



#Masakali #Masakali2
9/n
our ode to the pigeon also cares abt representation - a panda, a glove, a bulky colony... all find a place in this fine poetic gem

#RepresentationMatters
#Masakali #Masakali2
our ode to the pigeon also cares abt representation - a panda, a glove, a bulky colony... all find a place in this fine poetic gem


#RepresentationMatters
#Masakali #Masakali2
10/n
in this verse, we're told our pigeon (n her panda husband) will honeymoon across the world - Korea, Nigeria, the mythical city of Cordura even
#travelgoals
#Masakali #Masakali2
in this verse, we're told our pigeon (n her panda husband) will honeymoon across the world - Korea, Nigeria, the mythical city of Cordura even


#Masakali #Masakali2
11/n
"my money"
"open up"
"hurry on, hurry up"
- not sure if this is still an ode to the pigeon or leaked scenes from a prostitute's biopic
deffo A-rated!!
(cc- sanskar brigade
)
#Masakali #Masakali2
"my money"
"open up"
"hurry on, hurry up"
- not sure if this is still an ode to the pigeon or leaked scenes from a prostitute's biopic
deffo A-rated!!

(cc- sanskar brigade


#Masakali #Masakali2
12/n
Jacob the barista insulted the satanic god Enki and got tirned into a rhesus monkey that only cares abt booze
- this ode-to-the-pigeon is also a cautionary tale abt pagan cults, alcoholism n "logic erosion"
#Masakali #Masakali2
Jacob the barista insulted the satanic god Enki and got tirned into a rhesus monkey that only cares abt booze
- this ode-to-the-pigeon is also a cautionary tale abt pagan cults, alcoholism n "logic erosion"

#Masakali #Masakali2
13/n
here we pay a karaoke homage to our pigeon's fave style icons - Madonna, Rihanna, Marilyn Monroe; we also discover the pigeon *LOVES* money, money, money
#fucking_materialistic_betch
#Masakali #Masakali2
here we pay a karaoke homage to our pigeon's fave style icons - Madonna, Rihanna, Marilyn Monroe; we also discover the pigeon *LOVES* money, money, money
#fucking_materialistic_betch
#Masakali #Masakali2
14/n
TW: in this verse we learn abt her experiences w/ self- harm
ADVISORY: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!! seek help goiz!!
#Masakali #Masakali2
TW: in this verse we learn abt her experiences w/ self- harm
ADVISORY: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!! seek help goiz!!
#Masakali #Masakali2
15/n
our pigeon shares her disappointment abt Johnny Lee (her panda husband) n how he isn't well-endowed like he'd boasted online
- gurrl, ik it's a cruel world tsk tsk

therefore the sages said, "pehle istemal kare phir vishwas kare!!"
~FIN~
#Masakali #Masakali2
our pigeon shares her disappointment abt Johnny Lee (her panda husband) n how he isn't well-endowed like he'd boasted online
- gurrl, ik it's a cruel world tsk tsk


therefore the sages said, "pehle istemal kare phir vishwas kare!!"
~FIN~
#Masakali #Masakali2