1/n

since #Masakali2 is trending, I also watched the original #Masakali

the auto-generated English captions were on by chance & I think I *might've* found smth legendary here

~ A THREAD ~

2/n

Mercifully, Medically, Masakali

- our snobby pigeon appreciates only alliterative adjectives, ty very much

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3/n

medically a mother may radically chose to give birth in a vertically placed operating table

- deffo not recommended by any OB-GYN, ever!!

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4/n

Mother Kali (aka Mama Kelly) lives in a dark alley

- try telling that to a bengali

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5/n

Jennifer Ava's team went to the dark alley & got scared by some gibberish-speaking weirdos

PSA: stay clear of dark alleys, kids!!

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6/n

Jennifer Ava's team was later found having a threesome too, in that same dark alley... some "super goo"ey substance was e̶j̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ found

- why isn't this song A-rated again!!?? tsk tsk

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7/n

The ancient goddess Holy Mesothelioma also appeared in that same dark alley

- NGL I'm biting my nails at this point, scared asf for everyone's well-being

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8/n

yes, yes our very own pigeon deffo did win the mathematical lottery for being curvy n thicc asf #goldenratio

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9/n

our ode to the pigeon also cares abt representation - a panda, a glove, a bulky colony... all find a place in this fine poetic gem

#RepresentationMatters

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10/n

in this verse, we're told our pigeon (n her panda husband) will honeymoon across the world - Korea, Nigeria, the mythical city of Cordura even #travelgoals

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11/n

"my money"
"open up"
"hurry on, hurry up"

- not sure if this is still an ode to the pigeon or leaked scenes from a prostitute's biopic

deffo A-rated!!
(cc- sanskar brigade )

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12/n

Jacob the barista insulted the satanic god Enki and got tirned into a rhesus monkey that only cares abt booze

- this ode-to-the-pigeon is also a cautionary tale abt pagan cults, alcoholism n "logic erosion"

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13/n

here we pay a karaoke homage to our pigeon's fave style icons - Madonna, Rihanna, Marilyn Monroe; we also discover the pigeon *LOVES* money, money, money

#fucking_materialistic_betch

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14/n
TW: in this verse we learn abt her experiences w/ self- harm

ADVISORY: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!! seek help goiz!!

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15/n

our pigeon shares her disappointment abt Johnny Lee (her panda husband) n how he isn't well-endowed like he'd boasted online

- gurrl, ik it's a cruel world tsk tsk
therefore the sages said, "pehle istemal kare phir vishwas kare!!"

~FIN~

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