Thread by @Lord_VoldeMaut, 1/nsince #Masakali2 is trending, I also watched the original #Masakalithe auto-generated English [...]

1/n

since #Masakali2 is trending, I also watched the original #Masakali

the auto-generated English captions were on by chance & I think I *might& #39;ve* found smth legendary here

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Cat face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Cat face with tears of joy">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💁🏻‍♂️" title="Man tipping hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man tipping hand (light skin tone)">

~ A THREAD ~

1/nsince #Masakali2 is trending, I also watched the original #Masakalithe auto-generated English captions were on by chance & I think I *might& #39;ve* found smth legendary here https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💁🏻‍♂️" title="Man tipping hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man tipping hand (light skin tone)"> ~ A THREAD ~" title="1/nsince #Masakali2 is trending, I also watched the original #Masakalithe auto-generated English captions were on by chance & I think I *might& #39;ve* found smth legendary here https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Cat face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Cat face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💁🏻‍♂️" title="Man tipping hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man tipping hand (light skin tone)"> ~ A THREAD ~" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

2/n

Mercifully, Medically, Masakali

- our snobby pigeon appreciates only alliterative adjectives, ty very much

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💁🏻‍♂️" title="Man tipping hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man tipping hand (light skin tone)">

#Masakali #Masakali2

2/nMercifully, Medically, Masakali- our snobby pigeon appreciates only alliterative adjectives, ty very much https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

#Masakali #Masakali2" title="2/nMercifully, Medically, Masakali- our snobby pigeon appreciates only alliterative adjectives, ty very much https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💁🏻‍♂️" title="Man tipping hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man tipping hand (light skin tone)"> #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

3/n

medically a mother may radically chose to give birth in a vertically placed operating table

- deffo not recommended by any OB-GYN, ever!!

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙅🏻‍♂️" title="Man gesturing not ok (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man gesturing not ok (light skin tone)">

#Masakali #Masakali2

3/nmedically a mother may radically chose to give birth in a vertically placed operating table- deffo not recommended by any OB-GYN, ever!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

#Masakali #Masakali2" title="3/nmedically a mother may radically chose to give birth in a vertically placed operating table- deffo not recommended by any OB-GYN, ever!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙅🏻‍♂️" title="Man gesturing not ok (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man gesturing not ok (light skin tone)"> #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

4/n

Mother Kali (aka Mama Kelly) lives in a dark alley

- try telling that to a bengali

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Face with hand over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with hand over mouth">

#Masakali #Masakali2

#Masakali #Masakali2" title="4/nMother Kali (aka Mama Kelly) lives in a dark alley- try telling that to a bengali https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Face with hand over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with hand over mouth"> #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

5/n

Jennifer Ava& #39;s team went to the dark alley & got scared by some gibberish-speaking weirdos

PSA: stay clear of dark alleys, kids!!

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🛡️" title="Shield" aria-label="Emoji: Shield">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔦" title="Electric torch" aria-label="Emoji: Electric torch">

#Masakali #Masakali2

5/nJennifer Ava& #39;s team went to the dark alley & got scared by some gibberish-speaking weirdosPSA: stay clear of dark alleys, kids!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔦" title="Electric torch" aria-label="Emoji: Electric torch"> #Masakali #Masakali2" title="5/nJennifer Ava& #39;s team went to the dark alley & got scared by some gibberish-speaking weirdosPSA: stay clear of dark alleys, kids!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🛡️" title="Shield" aria-label="Emoji: Shield"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔦" title="Electric torch" aria-label="Emoji: Electric torch"> #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

6/n

Jennifer Ava& #39;s team was later found having a threesome too, in that same dark alley... some "super goo"ey substance was e̶j̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ found

- why isn& #39;t this song A-rated again!!?? tsk tsk

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😶" title="Face without mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face without mouth">

#Masakali #Masakali2

6/nJennifer Ava& #39;s team was later found having a threesome too, in that same dark alley... some "super goo"ey substance was e̶j̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ found- why isn& #39;t this song A-rated again!!?? tsk tsk https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

#Masakali #Masakali2" title="6/nJennifer Ava& #39;s team was later found having a threesome too, in that same dark alley... some "super goo"ey substance was e̶j̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ found- why isn& #39;t this song A-rated again!!?? tsk tsk https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😶" title="Face without mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face without mouth"> #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

7/n

The ancient goddess Holy Mesothelioma also appeared in that same dark alley

- NGL I& #39;m biting my nails at this point, scared asf for everyone& #39;s well-being

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😿" title="Crying cat face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying cat face">

#Masakali #Masakali2

7/nThe ancient goddess Holy Mesothelioma also appeared in that same dark alley- NGL I& #39;m biting my nails at this point, scared asf for everyone& #39;s well-being https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

#Masakali #Masakali2" title="7/nThe ancient goddess Holy Mesothelioma also appeared in that same dark alley- NGL I& #39;m biting my nails at this point, scared asf for everyone& #39;s well-being https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😿" title="Crying cat face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying cat face"> #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

8/n

yes, yes our very own pigeon deffo did win the mathematical lottery for being curvy n thicc asf

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Kissing cat face with closed eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Kissing cat face with closed eyes">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💦" title="Splashing sweat symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Splashing sweat symbol">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍑" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach"> #goldenratio

#Masakali #Masakali2

8/nyes, yes our very own pigeon deffo did win the mathematical lottery for being curvy n thicc asf https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💦" title="Splashing sweat symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Splashing sweat symbol"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍑" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach"> #goldenratio #Masakali #Masakali2" title="8/nyes, yes our very own pigeon deffo did win the mathematical lottery for being curvy n thicc asf https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😽" title="Kissing cat face with closed eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Kissing cat face with closed eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💦" title="Splashing sweat symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Splashing sweat symbol"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍑" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach"> #goldenratio #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

9/n

our ode to the pigeon also cares abt representation - a panda, a glove, a bulky colony... all find a place in this fine poetic gem

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌️" title="Victory hand" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts">

#RepresentationMatters

#Masakali #Masakali2

9/nour ode to the pigeon also cares abt representation - a panda, a glove, a bulky colony... all find a place in this fine poetic gem https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts"> #RepresentationMatters #Masakali #Masakali2" title="9/nour ode to the pigeon also cares abt representation - a panda, a glove, a bulky colony... all find a place in this fine poetic gem https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌️" title="Victory hand" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts"> #RepresentationMatters #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

10/n

in this verse, we& #39;re told our pigeon (n her panda husband) will honeymoon across the world - Korea, Nigeria, the mythical city of Cordura even

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈️" title="Airplane" aria-label="Emoji: Airplane"> #travelgoals

#Masakali #Masakali2

10/nin this verse, we& #39;re told our pigeon (n her panda husband) will honeymoon across the world - Korea, Nigeria, the mythical city of Cordura even https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈️" title="Airplane" aria-label="Emoji: Airplane"> #travelgoals #Masakali #Masakali2" title="10/nin this verse, we& #39;re told our pigeon (n her panda husband) will honeymoon across the world - Korea, Nigeria, the mythical city of Cordura even https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈️" title="Airplane" aria-label="Emoji: Airplane"> #travelgoals #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

11/n

"my money"
"open up"
"hurry on, hurry up"

- not sure if this is still an ode to the pigeon or leaked scenes from a prostitute& #39;s biopic

deffo A-rated!!

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">
(cc- sanskar brigade

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Triangular flag on post" aria-label="Emoji: Triangular flag on post">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚩" title="Triangular flag on post" aria-label="Emoji: Triangular flag on post">)

#Masakali #Masakali2

11/n"my money""open up""hurry on, hurry up"- not sure if this is still an ode to the pigeon or leaked scenes from a prostitute& #39;s biopicdeffo A-rated!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

12/n

Jacob the barista insulted the satanic god Enki and got tirned into a rhesus monkey that only cares abt booze

- this ode-to-the-pigeon is also a cautionary tale abt pagan cults, alcoholism n "logic erosion"

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙇🏻‍♂️" title="Man bowing deeply (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man bowing deeply (light skin tone)">

#Masakali #Masakali2

12/nJacob the barista insulted the satanic god Enki and got tirned into a rhesus monkey that only cares abt booze- this ode-to-the-pigeon is also a cautionary tale abt pagan cults, alcoholism n "logic erosion" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

#Masakali #Masakali2" title="12/nJacob the barista insulted the satanic god Enki and got tirned into a rhesus monkey that only cares abt booze- this ode-to-the-pigeon is also a cautionary tale abt pagan cults, alcoholism n "logic erosion" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙇🏻‍♂️" title="Man bowing deeply (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man bowing deeply (light skin tone)"> #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

13/n

here we pay a karaoke homage to our pigeon& #39;s fave style icons - Madonna, Rihanna, Marilyn Monroe; we also discover the pigeon *LOVES* money, money, money

#fucking_materialistic_betch

#Masakali #Masakali2

14/n
TW: in this verse we learn abt her experiences w/ self- harm

ADVISORY: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!! seek help goiz!!

#Masakali #Masakali2

15/n

our pigeon shares her disappointment abt Johnny Lee (her panda husband) n how he isn& #39;t well-endowed like he& #39;d boasted online

- gurrl, ik it& #39;s a cruel world tsk tsk

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😿" title="Crying cat face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying cat face">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">
therefore the sages said, "pehle istemal kare phir vishwas kare!!"

~FIN~

#Masakali #Masakali2

15/nour pigeon shares her disappointment abt Johnny Lee (her panda husband) n how he isn& #39;t well-endowed like he& #39;d boasted online- gurrl, ik it& #39;s a cruel world tsk tsk https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">therefore the sages said, "pehle istemal kare phir vishwas kare!!"~FIN~ #Masakali #Masakali2" title="15/nour pigeon shares her disappointment abt Johnny Lee (her panda husband) n how he isn& #39;t well-endowed like he& #39;d boasted online- gurrl, ik it& #39;s a cruel world tsk tsk https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😿" title="Crying cat face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying cat face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">therefore the sages said, "pehle istemal kare phir vishwas kare!!"~FIN~ #Masakali #Masakali2" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

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