Ok so let’s do this as a thread https://twitter.com/lithub/status/1247582133301981185

House 1) Drunk on whisky, possibly on LSD/Opium cocktail too, shouty, crushed velvet

House 2) Polite, intense, lots of Gin. Everybody has their own silk scarf face mask. Social distancing not an issue.

House 3) Perpetually uncomfortable silence punctuated by explosive, window-damaging rows. Gin and Vermouth.

House 4) Surprisingly co-operative, lots of eye rolling about heterosexuals, good cocktail variance generally

House 5) “Wacky”, lots of watching of Spanish soap operas. Claim to drink “Decent Port” only, recycling bin full of crushed Stella cans.

House 6) Half the household bare knuckle fights in front room whilst other half offers wry commentary. Vodka on cornflakes and beyond.