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Good morning! Do you have a few minutes to discuss our Lord & savior, Ronald Acuña Jr?
Smoltz 8:7
But as they continued pitching to Him, having lifted baseballs up & over the wall, He said to them, "The one douchiest among you, let him cast the first bean ball."
But as they continued pitching to Him, having lifted baseballs up & over the wall, He said to them, "The one douchiest among you, let him cast the first bean ball."
Chuck James 1:2-4
Consider it pure joy, my brothers & sisters, whenever you face trials of blind umps that miss ball 4 calls, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. Let perseverance finish its work so that you may smack a Granny on the next pitch.
Consider it pure joy, my brothers & sisters, whenever you face trials of blind umps that miss ball 4 calls, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. Let perseverance finish its work so that you may smack a Granny on the next pitch.
A-Jax 13:52
And the disciples were filled with joy and with the Holy Spirit.
And the disciples were filled with joy and with the Holy Spirit.
Tex-odus 20:15
Thou shalt not steal, unless on the pursuit of 50/50.
Thou shalt not steal, unless on the pursuit of 50/50.
...Or robbing thine enemy of a homer.
Now let us end this sermon by raising our hands in worship & singing one of my favorite hymñs; Our Ronald, is an awesome Ronald.
