Done mum and dad's shopping. I'm really leaning into this Freaky Friday role swap thing now. Got them both an Easter Egg but refused to hand it over until they solemnly promised to be good and not go out.

I'm really getting the hang of the dialogue too. Today I was particularly proud of:-

"And don't come crying to me when you're hooked up to a ventilator in a conference centre in Harrogate".

They're probably both sat at the bottom of the garden sharing a bottle of Woodpecker and calling me a 'cow' this aft.