House 4, final answer. https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/1247690755273080832
But I bet in 5 you could watch Pete and Amy fight about groceries while Cory nervously looks on and tries to organize a game of Cranium.
In house 3, Beto and Yang blew all their money stockpiling beer and are leading the guys in shotgunning them. Gabbard rolls her eyes in the background.
Williamson got evicted from house 2 after suggesting they could inoculate themselves by gargling with bleach, glitter, and a lock of her hair. Biden and Castro bond in the aftermath. Gillibrand and Swalwell can’t get anyone to focus on the Peapod order.
In house 1, Bloomberg tells Bernie he’s glad he didn’t get stuck in house 4 with Warren. Bernie suffocates him in his sleep and blames De Blasio. Gravel can’t believe Steyer only packed plaid ties - three suitcases of them.
Meanwhile, Liz Warren has a plan for house 4, and Harris is on board. They pinky swear on it. Steve Bullock is skeptical at first, but begrudgingly admits they’re on the right path after the first two weeks. Nobody remembers that Delaney and Bennet are still there.
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