Nothing like having 18-20 years late epiphany revelations about #Charmed at 5:30 in the morning. Damn.

Bruh, I’m literally finna have an anxiety attack. I’m realizing shit from seasons 3 & 5 that I should’ve caught on to YEARS AGO. I’m shaking.

BRUH okay so them hoe ass Elders ain’t been shit from JUMP. They KNEW endgame was Leo becoming an elder so that’s why they were against Piper & Leo happening. Then they tried to make it seem like they were finally okay with the situation when in all actuality..........

They weighed out the options & determined that if they let it happen, a baby would come into fruition and because they’d be half witch/half whitelighter, they’d be the most magical being to ever live. They wanted a piece of the Charmed Ones legacy so they okay’d the marriage……

That’s some sneaky grimey shit. Then tried to play it off by saying it was because the Charmed Ones saved them from Aames, the deflector demon that wanted to wipe the earth clean of whitelighters & elders. Whether they saved them or not, they would’ve still okay’d the marriage…

They were literally never a fan of Piper and Leo happening but since they wanted a piece of that magical baby, they let it ride cuz they thought they were entitled to Wyatt which is fucked up.……

Move onto season 5, the episode “Witches in Tights” when Ramus, the future seeing Elder, was rushing to retire. He told Leo about how healthy & magical Wyatt was gonna be. This nigga KNEW how catastrophic the s5 finale was gonna be, which was why he was tryna dip out……

He KNEW that half the Elders were gonna be wiped out by The Titans and that Leo would have to step up and finally become and Elder. He KNEW Piper would have another son in Chris. He saw the future where Chris would happen which is why he didn’t……

……Tell Leo about them wanting to make him an Elder cuz

1. NO WAY Leo would have NOT immediately told the Charmed Ones about it.

2. NO WAY Leo would’ve been okay with this.

3. Ramus KNEW they be in good hands with Chris.

Ramus wanted to fill the Charmed ones & Leo in on intentions so the rest of the elders forced him into retirement.

They asses knew if Leo became an elder, that it would ultimately decimate Leo & Piper’s marriage which it did during s6 but they didn’t care cuz they had already gotten Wyatt out of the equation and they weren’t cool with the marriage in the first place.

Since they ultimately LOSS when Leo still chose Piper and his family over them, he was already on thin ice with them. THEN, with Leo killing Elder Uncle Phil and becoming an Avatar, they finally said fuck him, clipped his wings for good, and wiped his memory clean ….…

And put him on that bullshit journey during season 7 as a “fuck you” to him & Piper. They were ultimately salty that their Magum Opus whitelighter turned elder chose his family over them cuz they wanted to control of him.

Fuck the elders bruh, fuck them for LIFE.

@H_Combs @thebriankrause @DohertyShannen @rosemcgowan @Alyssa_Milano @drewfuller @wesramsey IDGAF if some of y’all beefing. YALL HAVE TO KNOW THEM ELDERS WASNT SHIT BRUH.