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Reply with your predictions for 2020 because, lets face it, we're in for a wild year and anything to dull the pain at this point.

Elon Musk and Grimes announce a new line of tesla sex toys exclusively dedicated to their fetishes and all of them are hideously post modern

A new meat is invented, unique flavour and texture, biologically 100% meat and vegan, 3d printed, and called something extremely grody like "Slab" or something, Gwyneth Paltrow is involved immediately.

Luxury Quarantine Artificial Island City for Billionaires is announced, world's first two-tiered city. You are paid in Cryptocurrency and Sunlight Access.

Twitch launches VR, mode where HyperSubscribers can virtually explore a streamer's house and room as they stream.

In an American laboratory, they discover a method of stem cell simulation that allows a mouse to theoretically stop ageing.

Public esports drug ring scandal, several newscaster say "pogchamp" live on international television, and with this the return of the Word Salad video makes a triumphant return.

Toby Fox does an undertale live commentary playthrough as a promotional stunt for Deltarune

Jeb tries to turn "Please Clap" into a triumphant slogan and does semi-successfully.

First trials of primate & non primate post-birth DNA splicing are approved, with intentions of a 10 year roadmap to apply this technology to humans.

Popular youtuber sells vial of his own semen for several hundred dollars for charity, except the charity doesn't exist, the semen was fake, and it was all a publicity stunt to announce that he's getting a divorce

Six city centres across the world totally remove cars and begin process of road conversion. This brings along with it a new wave of Pro Architects, gaining new popularity in developing the Aesthetics of the Future. One of them was in a boyband and has since gone into landscaping

Landlords try and start a union for landlords than bans tenants protecting their rights.