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Reply with your predictions for 2020 because, lets face it, we& #39;re in for a wild year and anything to dull the pain at this point.
Elon Musk and Grimes announce a new line of tesla sex toys exclusively dedicated to their fetishes and all of them are hideously post modern
A new meat is invented, unique flavour and texture, biologically 100% meat and vegan, 3d printed, and called something extremely grody like "Slab" or something, Gwyneth Paltrow is involved immediately.
Luxury Quarantine Artificial Island City for Billionaires is announced, world& #39;s first two-tiered city. You are paid in Cryptocurrency and Sunlight Access.
Twitch launches VR, mode where HyperSubscribers can virtually explore a streamer& #39;s house and room as they stream.
In an American laboratory, they discover a method of stem cell simulation that allows a mouse to theoretically stop ageing.
Public esports drug ring scandal, several newscaster say "pogchamp" live on international television, and with this the return of the Word Salad video makes a triumphant return.
Toby Fox does an undertale live commentary playthrough as a promotional stunt for Deltarune
Jeb tries to turn "Please Clap" into a triumphant slogan and does semi-successfully.
First trials of primate & non primate post-birth DNA splicing are approved, with intentions of a 10 year roadmap to apply this technology to humans.
Popular youtuber sells vial of his own semen for several hundred dollars for charity, except the charity doesn& #39;t exist, the semen was fake, and it was all a publicity stunt to announce that he& #39;s getting a divorce
Six city centres across the world totally remove cars and begin process of road conversion. This brings along with it a new wave of Pro Architects, gaining new popularity in developing the Aesthetics of the Future. One of them was in a boyband and has since gone into landscaping
Landlords try and start a union for landlords than bans tenants protecting their rights.
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