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#Emmerdale's Malone is becoming a right menace and Cain, Billy and Will all seem clueless on how to stop him!
Here's our Twitter thread of ideas for how the other villagers might deal with him...
Here's our Twitter thread of ideas for how the other villagers might deal with him...
1. CHARITY DINGLE
Pull out an eye-catching wig and killer heels from her "criminal hi-jinks" wardrobe, fooling everyone with her disguise. Bring down Malone's corrupt empire in the space of a Thursday double bill. (Well, if there WAS a Thursday night double bill these days...)
Pull out an eye-catching wig and killer heels from her "criminal hi-jinks" wardrobe, fooling everyone with her disguise. Bring down Malone's corrupt empire in the space of a Thursday double bill. (Well, if there WAS a Thursday night double bill these days...)
2. MANDY DINGLE
Work loyally for Malone for six weeks. Then when he least expects it, run off with a bag of his money, leaving him unable to fund any more criminal antics.
Work loyally for Malone for six weeks. Then when he least expects it, run off with a bag of his money, leaving him unable to fund any more criminal antics.
3. AARON DINGLE
When Malone threatens him with a long prison sentence for a bogus charge, leave him baffled by requesting a specific cell on the Isle of Wight. #Robron
When Malone threatens him with a long prison sentence for a bogus charge, leave him baffled by requesting a specific cell on the Isle of Wight. #Robron
4. JAI SHARMA
Lock him in a shipping container for old times' sake.
Lock him in a shipping container for old times' sake.
5. BRENDA WALKER
Research Malone's allergies, then repeatedly put the troublesome ingredients into his wraps at the cafe. We're not still convinced those two Dan incidents were accidents...
Research Malone's allergies, then repeatedly put the troublesome ingredients into his wraps at the cafe. We're not still convinced those two Dan incidents were accidents...
6. JAMIE TATE
Threaten to set his mum on Malone. Then when Kim actually takes action, threaten to disown her for interfering. Poor Kim can't do right for doing wrong!
Threaten to set his mum on Malone. Then when Kim actually takes action, threaten to disown her for interfering. Poor Kim can't do right for doing wrong!
7. WENDY POSNER
Bore Malone into leaving the village with constant talk of "my Lee".
Bore Malone into leaving the village with constant talk of "my Lee".
8. LEYLA HARDING
Temporarily go gangster for a couple of weeks, with her actions only revealed later in flashback form. "Cain's the least of your worries, darlin'."
Temporarily go gangster for a couple of weeks, with her actions only revealed later in flashback form. "Cain's the least of your worries, darlin'."
