This bird that always comes to perch on my window, is it that she sees me as a very peaceful person she can cohabit with or she just don't care that I pay rent here?
Now beesh moving sticks to my window; LMAO I know you not thinking of making a nest & laying eggs here ma'am?
I'm gonna have your eggs for breakfast one day beesh!
She dunno I know this how beeshes move in gradually. First they nighties, then they panties & bras; next this beesh gon' be wearing my boxers! She don't even care bout my mental space! 😣😣
This one taking the bar up; building a whole house in my mf house! LMAO beeshes cray cray.
Next she gon' try to trap me with babies 😧😧. I got the memo beesh I know how this sh!t plays out! Move out ma mo'f*cking house or I'm have yo kids for breakfast! Sh!t it's 2020 beesh we ain't fall for that sh!t no more 😑
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