Remember kids when you're in the medical sweet and then nice nurse asks you or anyone in your party fee wanna eat coffee the answer is I'm fine
Or you could point to me and say you're fine
Or you could introduce me as John and then all say I'm fine
For god sakes don't forget make somebody say the word cut and mean it
Go to tiger people Caroline and joe are my trainers even though they were never hired they were never fired through this covid 19 hurricane they decided to beat the shit out of me and water board me for free information anyway
They are my midnight rapists they aren't racists they are my rapist trainer sent by the government to get information out of me
Maybe it's gender reveal from the people that you've been with have you ever thought back in time and said I might have been with a transsexual those the people that tell you that if it was a boy or a girl
Everyone that has a Netflix subscription got called back for second take auditions people that watch the show tiger king or call back for 1⁄3 set of auditions the more auditions the last people that are actually they're the closer you have to get in the part
Tried out for tiger king I tried out and didn't call me back they said I was too grumpy
Demi Lovato my friend with think tiger king looks like damien love like how many people think they color match their bra there mask in their panties I wouldn't fuck a girl twice without asking your why doesn't your bra match your panties
I like white panties a lot of men do and that's why I hate these different colored masks men look for blood they like that part not shit stains oh
You maye think you look fine but you're not you look like John prine at 70 and you're only 40
Eyelash eyelash if your pills your drugs are heavier than an eyelash you're not allowed to use it eyelash pill Leche
Not saying John lost his looks but I look good today I let my hair grow a little bit I have a new look going on
Maybe Lucy hale and John Mayer could do some kind of we are the world collaboration like we should all get together at 630 Sunday mornings or something and watch the same show
ER visits and routine like specialist or or referrals are done in sweets but sometimes medical sweets get gnarly there devil certain kinds of devils that run around medical sweets or poltergeist's or bogart's are
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