how tf do i get people to stop following me. i promise you don't want to follow me all i do is complain about comics
the dark knight trilogy sucks. i think tarantino movies are overrated. joker was a garbage film. superman > batman. hal jordan is the worst green lantern. jennifer's body is unironically a cinematic masterpiece. tim drake is the best robin.
wolverine and nightcrawler are in love. illyana rasputin is a lesbian. magneto was right. geordi and data are boyfriends. sisko > picard. the one with the whales is the best star trek movie. scott pilgrim is just okay. the joker is batman's least interesting villain.
venom (2018) was a romcom. poison ivy is a lesbian. reylo sucks. i don't understand everyone's obsession with adam driver he's not handsome he's just large. jojos bizarre adventure is a gays only event. he/him lesbians are valid. mushrooms are gross.
pineapple on pizza is good actually
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