my mon always asks how is it going in botw when she sees me with my switch (she calls it "the game of the explorer who cooks") and today i showed her zora's domain and introduced her to sidon. she stared and went: "that victorian fish is so tall...i wish your dad was that tall"

I put link next to sidon and i asked her "do you wanna be as tall as the explorer in comparison to dad?" and she said no bc "it would be impossible to jump up to kiss your dad". which, true. but link is a great climber so he has no problems with that when it comes to sidon, so.

She couldn't wrap her head around sidon being a shark she thinks is a red fish with a shark hat, i cannot with this woman, i showed her different zoras and she still is like "??? Why would a shark walk??" I DONT KNOW, EVOLUTION??? WHY WOULD A FISH WEAR A SHARK HAT