FÓDLAN CHURCH ENFORCES HETEROSEXUALITY AS A BYPRODUCT OF ITS FOCUS ON CREST BABIES
So Edelgard takes the church out of Fódlan and the people are just "well shit now nothing is keeping us from being gay? Damn"
"All those wars? We didnt wanna k*ll each other, we wanted to fu--"

Our house screaming at 11pm bout how Rhea not only stole all the ass but perpetuates a heteronormative agenda

War of Eagle and Lion? Loog just wanted to fuc Kyphon and not worry about an heir to his house
Part 2? Didnt need to happen, just have Sylvain convince everyone to abandon their houses and poop on the church& #39;s doorstep, Edelgard realizes she dont gotta conquer the whole continent

They all take turns pooping on the church doorstep
Rhea looking down from her perch, screaming at sylvain to sTOP THAT THIS INSTANT
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
PICK THAT UP RIGHT NOW SYLVAIN
Tells Alois to cut them down and he just
"I can& #39;t? He& #39;s pooping? Is nothing sacred"