Watching the roommate again after 9 years and here are my conclusive tipsy quarantine thoughts:
The design student that got accepted to Brown but turned it down for her HIGH SCHOOL BF who then took her spot 100% deserves the frat drummer dickwad Steven
We did NOT get enough of a setup for Leighton Meester& #39;s character. How can we sympathize with her when all we know is that she& #39;s rich and bored
They are in LA and somehow it& #39;s always night time and dreery
Blonde Girl did not have to investigate the showers turning on add off. Ma& #39;am, you are not a detective, dry your hair and shower in the morning.
Pretty Brunette #1 should have been marginally more alarmed when Pretty Brunette #2 waited up all night outside the elevator for her and was mad that she didn& #39;t call
The score DOES NOT match the tattoo scene good lord
2011: before sexual harassment was a thing anyone cared about (see: scene with professor Roberts)
I feel like high school bf would have screamed more while being stabbed multiple times. Doesn& #39;t strike me as a quiet death idk
Leighton Meester& #39;s mom said "Sarah, I hope you& #39;re not a vegetarian" like she was asking if she was a lesbian lmao
The climax scene is just... chaotic
Yep if there& #39;s anything that would kill a person instantly it& #39;s def a 1-inch box cutter blade to the center of the back
I& #39;m sorry how did drummer frat douche know she was at her friend Irene& #39;s place
Also this is not how dorms work you can& #39;t just do whatever you want there are rules Pretty Brunette #1
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