Watching the roommate again after 9 years and here are my conclusive tipsy quarantine thoughts:

The design student that got accepted to Brown but turned it down for her HIGH SCHOOL BF who then took her spot 100% deserves the frat drummer dickwad Steven

We did NOT get enough of a setup for Leighton Meester's character. How can we sympathize with her when all we know is that she's rich and bored

They are in LA and somehow it's always night time and dreery

Blonde Girl did not have to investigate the showers turning on add off. Ma'am, you are not a detective, dry your hair and shower in the morning.

Pretty Brunette #1 should have been marginally more alarmed when Pretty Brunette #2 waited up all night outside the elevator for her and was mad that she didn't call

The score DOES NOT match the tattoo scene good lord

2011: before sexual harassment was a thing anyone cared about (see: scene with professor Roberts)

I feel like high school bf would have screamed more while being stabbed multiple times. Doesn't strike me as a quiet death idk

Leighton Meester's mom said "Sarah, I hope you're not a vegetarian" like she was asking if she was a lesbian lmao

The climax scene is just... chaotic

Yep if there's anything that would kill a person instantly it's def a 1-inch box cutter blade to the center of the back

I'm sorry how did drummer frat douche know she was at her friend Irene's place

Also this is not how dorms work you can't just do whatever you want there are rules Pretty Brunette #1

I apologize to every person who stumbles upon this thread