Jennifer had loving parents and in high school was always drawn to writing.

When it came time to graduate, only deadbeats didn't go to college.

If you were at least semi intelligent, you moved on to the next stage in life and went to a good school.
Jennifer joined other interesting, smart people from all over the country at college and joined clubs where she finally found people who were interested in the same things as her.

She had a fun social life and entered some local writing competitions.
She took out some loans but mostly paid for college herself by working part time and applying to scholarships.

Jennifer graduated and became editor of a local newspaper.

She couldn't be more excited! A job in line with her interests, paying well for a graduate, and stimulating!
Jennifer was flirting was a guy at work and eventually they got married.

He found another job as a manager at a local pharmaceutical company. He started doing well and Jennifer couldn't be more supportive.

She started doing well herself financially and both both a house.
They got married and had kids. They put their kids in daycare and both had a great life.

When their kids grew up, they were excited to get into their college of choice.

One day Jennifer went on Twitter and started reading.
She read about how she only wanted her husband because of his money.

She read how college is for idiots who don't dropship.

She read how her newspaper was part of a conspiracy against Truth.

She read how she clearly fucked her way through college and career.
Jennifer kept reading about how wrong every choice she made was.

Jennifer's husband didn't lift weights, and she read how much of a pansy he was.

She read how she only wanted a rugged man, how her daughter's dreams of going to a good school was for stupid mediocre people.
Jennifer read how she was a sheeple being manipulated by the government, although she never paid much credence to politicians.

Jennifer sat and thought... and realized people on Twitter were much stupider than they thought they were.

Jennifer slept well that night.

Good night.
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