Daily dose of WTF...

You know you suck when Alexa starts calling it like we see it...
Alexa knows what’s up every one in a while https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Meanwhile this is stage 98 TDS she refers to...
Hahaha understatement of the year https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

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Alexa is a honest woman, unlike...
Not wrong...

Sweet little Alexa did not kill herself...
While [they] wrestle backpacks like Ben Rhodes...
Call their “wives” Michael...
Fake meltdown over a hat...
Crawl the streets...

Nakies
Scream all over the place...

Nakies
Lay on the ground...

Nakies
We watch [them] go round and round...
With their fake ass news...
And false idols...
We dodge and block every last weak ass punch they throw at us and @realDonaldTrump
Don’t fall for it y’all!
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