Sephardic wizardry allows me to peer into the future, though my distance from God (medium great) only allows me to see nearby... I see boxes of stripper clips, I see money replaced by jars of Women’s Tears, I see men atop horses, AOC saying “slaying lewks” from APC loudspeakers

I must hide in the gutter to escape Bubonic Women...I become a minor Duke in the system of the Rat...I rule a kingdom, I take a wife, I may tap into the treasury like Jerome Bonaparte...I will spend my quiet quarantine with the ultimate plague carriers...

I make money by showing my flaccid penis, grotesque and unmanly as it is, to Zoom meetings with 500 college students. I am paid in blood diamonds. My foreskin rebels against me; it peeks into my dreams when i sleep at night...still, I need jewelry...

A greAt & spiritual war is being waged in the vicinity of my groin. My pubic hair has split off from the central government, which has relocated to the great double dome of my testes. The hair wages war from the hillocks in my thighs. My penis has cut off contact; radio silent.

I pledge to support the winner, just like I always do, but I’m afraid. I’m not ashamed to say that. I’m a little bit in terror. I’m afraid my testicles have split the atom; that they posses an atomic bomb. I am unable to inspect them to check if they have the necessary equipment

But I believe they purchased it from South Africa via Israel. Mossad has always had a finger near my cock. I’m ok, though, neutral, I’m like Switzerland, agents from my penis and balls and even some stray guerilleros from the pubic columns have taken up residence in my guts hotel

I say; Make Peace. Make peace and let me live. Let me live as a minor noble with a purchased title in the Kingdom of the Rats. Do not make me find the plague maidens that jog up and down my cities streets. Don’t force me up above

I will die the peacemaker. I don’t care if I have a crotch anymore. It can all go to hell. I love the rats and their earls, their princelings, their King. I love blood diamonds. I am happy

I have slayed the lewk inside my soul and am assured a place in Heaven.