Well @mdevillar and I are watching bee movie at 11pm on a Tuesday
They have a segment called “bee Larry king” when it could have been Larry sting they didn’t even try, jerry Seinfeld I have QUESTIONS
Can you imagine getting cucked by a bee. He KNOWS
Wait, how is sugar the “competition” for sugar?? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS NOW HES IN COURT
They didn’t do Larry sting but they brought in sting to the TRIAL that the bee is in that no one is questioning????
THIS MAN IS USING A FLAMETHROWER TO KILL THE BEE THATS STEALING HIS GF FROM HIM
The bee is surfing in the toilet with a nail file
His megane best friend is in the hospital because he stung someone and now he’s hooked up to an IV of honey with a plastic toothpick superglued to his ass
I believe the actions of jerry seinfield have caused the bee crisis in our current society
They tranquilized Winnie the Pooh
She grabbed the bee by his turtleneck to show him how he fucked the environment
He’s teChing her how to fly because he’s a bee and can fly
Wait are the bees gonna help carry the plane to landing. She’s slapping a bee in the face
“Thinking bee” in a tik tok style dance is a 27 million year old instinct according to jerry seinfield
They got the rights to a Beatles song to redo it with Sheryl crow
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