iight fuck it https://twitter.com/shawny938/status/1247736721917255685

So one day (gonna keep the year disclosed for all parties involved) one of my dawgs scooped me for a fun day of trapping (allegedly)

So he’s like yo, i gotta pick up my lil ting (exactly how he said it) so im like iight bet, you want me to move to the back or??? He’s like nah Bro you’re good

He gave me the okay and also clarified that this woman was not his significant other

Anyway, he pulls up on shorty, and immediately shorty is grilling the shit outta me but in my head im like im not pussy, he already put me on you not even wifey but to keep it respectable ima just do a fake store run

So, i come from the store and shorty is in the back seat!! Im like oh shit he put his foot down

As soon as i closed that fucking door bro....”it was a fucking test. I was testing yall and ya failed!!!”

Me:

Y’all already know what happens right? Yall know exactly what happened. A full blow argument. Shorty is going blood in the backseat and im like

So at this point im like yall dont even gotta argue about the seat I’ll deadass move.

Shorty: shut up bitch!!!

Me:

So the shit goes from her arguing with my boy, to arguing with me.....and im like how did we fucking get here but she said how you riding around with my nigga you dont got a car? I dead aint have a whip so i felt that LMFAOOOO

So she hit me w the ether and i was stressed so im like you know what i gotta hit her w the facts....

Me: i would go back and forth with you but you ain’t nobody’s girl so....

Also me:

.....i fucked up right there

Bro.....shorty went into full demon mode and starts swinging on my boy ..... like mink! Mink! Mink! Im like

So mind you we dont hit women on this side but she is beating my son ass lmaooo but i dont wanna get caught in the mix so he pulls over on and shes deadass chasing around the whip

And im like “bro its not even worth it lets dip” i said that and shorty said “you’re next!” Whole time im sitting there like

So like 3 minutes later he was able to calm her down enough for him to get in the car and he locked her out.....Bro look at me like should i dip on her?

Me:

My son deadass drove off on shorty and im dying because im like shorty wouldnt go that hard for no reason so somebody lying, but it had to be my boy because you know niggas be lying

Long story short, we drive back towards the crib and he gets a snap from shorty, and she deadass was in another niggas whip...in the front seat...and she used one of them lines yall women use to make us feel it....quick someone give me one

It was one of those “if you knew better you’d do better lines” but that shit struck a chord!!!! My son was like fuck that bitch Bro....but whole time he was driving like

Bro: why you just let her sit in the front, this wouldve never happened!!!!

Me:

Moral of the story yall, if your Bro got a girl/ting/etc and you gotta choose between the front seat or back seat??? DRIVE YOUR OWN CAR OR W A L K