Fired this up and now cackling as #angmohlaogong goes: are you serious

Brb when I start crying cos I miss my mummy

KAJOL OMG

Hrithik Roshan the oldest college student on earth

Oh man just the humming of the theme makes me wanna cry

The house exterior shot is DOWNTON ABBEY LOL

The intensifying drumbeats are not good for my blood pressure but did they actually shoot SRK running into the real location

That family monogram is ...meh

What’s with all the potted trees everywhere

Lol I love how they interspersed FAMILY COMMITMENT with INFERIOR GIRL RUINING EVERYTHING

Omg cringey dad singing to HIS SON’S LOVE INTEREST

I do not approve of gatecrashing someone else’s wedding to flirt

IT TOOK 1 HR 39 MINS TO GET BACK TO PRESENT DAY AND BIG BOY LADOO OMG

Did they not brainstorm the ridiculousness of an India tribute number in London?

Ok I did not realise these nutters filmed a dance number in the British Museum

HE’S FROM INDIA ANJALI

So much foreshadowing omg how did I never notice this 19 years ago

Why is she so gorgeous and wacky and sensitive it’s unfair

Singing “You are My Soniya” to Chi Chi - she is not appreciative

If Rohan cries one more goddamn time -

I guess Pooja likes hyper-sensitive dudes?

The important thing here is that the women win. FIN