Okay I just thought

What if Aziraphale invented the wheel

It was literally his only obvious, lasting contribution to humanity (got him a commendation upstairs)

He left it with the humans for a while

And then years later, Crowley comes driving up in his shiny new car
And he’s like “OMG ANGEL LOOK WHAT THE HUMANS MADE IT’S GREAT”

and Aziraphale is like 😀😀😀😀😀 because he invented something that eventually led to the creation of Crowley’s favoritest thing in the world (besides him)
Of course his well-intentioned contribution came back to bite him once he got in the car and realised what a literal speed demon Crowley is
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