Okay I just thought
What if Aziraphale invented the wheel
It was literally his only obvious, lasting contribution to humanity (got him a commendation upstairs)
He left it with the humans for a while
And then years later, Crowley comes driving up in his shiny new car
What if Aziraphale invented the wheel
It was literally his only obvious, lasting contribution to humanity (got him a commendation upstairs)
He left it with the humans for a while
And then years later, Crowley comes driving up in his shiny new car
And he’s like “OMG ANGEL LOOK WHAT THE HUMANS MADE IT’S GREAT”
and Aziraphale is like



because he invented something that eventually led to the creation of Crowley’s favoritest thing in the world (besides him)
and Aziraphale is like





Of course his well-intentioned contribution came back to bite him once he got in the car and realised what a literal speed demon Crowley is