me getting a mullet: hell yeah I am too exhausted to wash my hair and I never do anything with it

me now:

god do I miss my hair that I never did anything with

in my defense I let my hair do its own thing. like an errant shrubbery that cannot be tamed.

also that second photo is from 5 yrs ago but captures the shrubbery in its essence

if I grow my hair out below shoulder length it becomes a cursed humid bird's nest triangle, and will eat any comb I try to put in it.

last time I tried to grow my hair out was 2013, and that's why I wear wigs

sorry, I was done w/ this thread but I just found these ridiculous cosplay pictures