Hello, I'm a useless member of society that hasn't done anything with his life ever since I dropped out of highschool 10 or so years ago. By the time I'm writing this, people my age have accomplished succesful careers and some even started their own families. But I chose

something different. I chose the impossible. I chose nothing. I have no ambitions or goals in life. All I do every day is sit around in my safe space and pretend to be a cute little girl on a gaming social website. As you can imagine such life isn't always fun. I get very

emotional sometimes due to the rotten way of existence I chose. And this is where the problem comes in, I'm socially r*tarded and cannot show my feelings the same way normal people do. However, I have found a way. It's extremely easy believe it or not. I created a folder with

Japanese 2D girls who are much better than me at behaving like a human being. Their facial expressions show so much more than a regular 3D person. This is why I change my avatar each time I want to tell people that my mood has changed to better or worse. The possibilities with

this genius technique are endless. I can make my profile to look grim and depressing simply by uploading an image and everyone will know exactly how I feel at that moment. I have figured it out. Bow before me, you sad little people who still try to make actual interactions on a

daily basis. I pity all of you.