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S1E1 lets go
this is already hilarious DONT MAKE ANY STUPID SOUNDS WITH YOUR CHEEKS
Im sorry his name is what
Wtf kind of name is Todhunter
THE SONG
Lister is great I love this dude already
Rimmer is so mean i-
FJSJDJSJDJD HEāS A HOLOGRAM NOW IM DEAD
his little glasses 
SIR ITS RIMMER goodbye
Please donāt smoke in space
The cats name is Frankenstein excuse me
Me taking my IB chem exam
wait what
WHATS HAPPENING
wanna make a remix song of everybodyās dead dave
Three million years??? Whatās happening
Now Rimmer is a hologram!!!!!
The Red Dwarf holos staring at the Star Trek holos: what do you MEAN you can touch things
whā
Heās......... the cat
I love him
Wait this end credits song slaps
Okay S1E2
Rimmer you donāt need to jog youāre a hologram
Wait is it just Rimmer Lister Cat and Holly??? Is anyone else still here as a hologram or whatever??
Like a complete and total tit
okay can I just say. god bless 30 minute episodes.
Okay whatās up with the TOASTER
Rimmer is so MEAN why do yāall like him
space crazy me too
Okay THAT was peak comedy
Whose fuckin babies
Rimmer stop talking challenge
Youāre gonna RIP HIS NIPPLES OFF??
Oh my god his hair ???
S1E3
Okay but why was Rimmer made into a hologram and no one else
Wait heās asking that same question now lmaoooo
Wh whatās happening
Is this a flashback
Rimmer why do you SUCK
Rimmer 
Mr. Hospitality
lowkey annoying holos
Mr. Hospitalitylowkey annoying holos
Cat is the most valid of everyone here
Rimmer FJSKFKSKFKSK
Holographic shower
his arm....
Cat is me walking into the seafood restaurant
heās so MEAN yāall why do we like him
āYouāre more like me than I amā lolololol
IFSKDKSK HE WALKED RIGHT THROUGH HIM
Wait who is SHE
Oh. OHHHHHH itās Rimmer lol
I WANT MY OWN NIPPLE BACK
The hips.....
Anyway heās trans
THE FREEZE FRAME
S1E4 here we go back at it
Rimmer god
Iāve got more teeth than braincells remember
This ship is full of dumbasses
Iāve concluded that this show has no plot itās just a day in the life of gay people
Cat is me in middle school at the height of my cats the musical obsession
Rimmerās laugh..... it was sarcastic but it was c*te
Iām CRYING this is so funny Lister literally is the cat god
Calm down dead people can have heart attacks too you know
Iām Rimmerphobic but he has some bitchin one liners
Why do all gay people sit like this
??!!?!!!
Columbo.....
Ohhhh he just wants to be a real boy again
SIX BREASTS
Screaming the word Tot at each other....
What is Cat even doing
How did they encounter this cat ancestor man
Okay S1E5
Holly is me in quarantine
Lister not being able to get past this part of the movie is me whenever my dad stands directly in front of the tv and starts talking to me
I donāt understand these two seem to hate each other but like everyone is dead... Rimmer just move into someone elseās quarters and stop being a bitch
Iāve eaten five times Iāve slept six times..... also me
If you werenāt my friend Iād steal your shoes
Emergency. Thereās an emergency going on. Itās still going on.
What are you doing
They act shocked my stuff but then shit happens and itās all āitās really going to be one of those days isnāt itā
this is so funny itās like being on the holodeck but itās not how are these people here
PARANOIA AND CONFIDENCE COME TO LIFE
Arrest them for being hallucinations.....
Omg... Listerās paranoia is Rimmerās confidence and vice versa
āIf you hate him why do you talk about him so much?ā is the truest shit ever said
Confidence killing Paranoia Carole Baskin killing her husband
Carole Baskin killing her husband
Two of them
S1E6
look I like Holly but floating heads scare me
Lister: Astronavigation
Me:
Me:
DID HE JUST SAY TICKETY BOO
Gazpacho soup...
Lady cats! Sensual emergency!
This is literally like having the whole Rios holosquad in one room
Rimmerās journal lmao
LMAOOOOO the sausages.... listerās money......
āBut itās not Aprilā heehoo
Oh no theyāre talking about their mom this isnāt good
Mister Gazpacho........
Rios and Enoch fighting be like
Theyāre fighting and itās soooo funny fuck
This is also Ty and Dipper 
PIPING HOT GAZPACHO SOUP
Anyway S2E1
Ooo new opening
They arenāt godless 
Lister is there
Lister is there
Holly is an idiot but heās more valid than most of the others
FJSJFKSKF NOOO DOGāS MILK
ANDROID?!!!!
Noooo the hole in his pants 
How about Big Man
Baby the problem isnāt that Lister puts the emphasis on the āRimā itās that your name is Rimmer at all.
JFKSJDKSKD SKELETONS
HOLLYāS HAIR NOOOO
THE BETRAYAL
Kryten..... sounds like Crichton... itās dressed like a butler.... inch resting
āAndroids everybody needs good androidsā Star Trek Picard could never
The painting.....
HE FLIPPED HIM OFF GOODBYE IM DONE
S2E2
my rarepair crossover ship is Rimmer/Mr. Hospitality
No I wonāt take questions
Fuck... Rimmer is really cute when heās excited oh no
Oh no Iām gonna fall in love with him after all
His dad :(((
LMSOSODOSKDS RIMMER āI hated himā damn son
Okay wow I feel bad. This is. Hm. Iām sad
Newswoman hologram
Wow what a trio
He just called Marilyn Monroe Mary Magdalene Iām done
Oh nooo poor Rimmer
I canāt breathe... Cat...
Fuck I feel so bad for him
S2E3
Guardians of the Galaxy be like
Happy deathday....
Wait did he say what time is it and he said Saturday......
I love that theyāre hanging out more now.... they bonded...
Holly will never fail to make me laugh but I love seeing the other 3 hanging out doing things together
RIMMERāS DREAM
Rimmer talking about sex with the girl.... we know ur gay itās okay
Lister is trying to be nice but like...
Wait heās gonna go to all these lengths just to mske Rimmer feel better
S2E4
Iām laughing... mushrooms.... freaky fungus
THRU THE FLOOR
Okay it was the table but rjsjdjskdskdj
Cat why are you even there
Why is this an instructable for death by cyanide
This show is so stupid I love it
Alphabet Head......
UMMM LISTER AND CAT you canāt just walk in on people in the shower
Lister really just kissed him on the lips??? Bi legend
CAT REALLY JUST ripped that womanās scarf from her
This version of Lister looks really good 
Same energy
āIād just like to make a little speech. GET OUT OF HERE!!!!ā
Anyway S2E5
Okay here we go for real I had to do things
Singing potatoes....
SEXY BLACK NEGLIGĆE
Is Rimmer playing checkers with the robot
āThatās why men are better than machinesā you.... r a machine
HIS LEGS
Hologram simulation suite
Holly and Queeg... I love this rivalry
Oh lord I feel so bad for Rimmer.... I love this idea of the computer taking control of the holos... gonna put this aside for holosquad fic later
Rimmer and Lister are really starting to be friends ā¢ and this conversation about how friends are only friends when it suits them..... I just want Lister to tell him heāll be his friend no matter what
Okay Iām... devastated wtf Holly come back
Wait WHAT
I got played.... IM JUST GONNA....
S2E6....
What. what
THIS IS THEIR BEST LOOKS YET
I care about nothing except this musical number
This was a cultural reset
The... the conversation about Rimmerās issue w women is literally just that heās closeted and has internalized homophobia
so many genderbends,,,, ok
Why is the dog man literally Joe Exotic
āLook im sorry Iām just not that kind of... boyā where is the heterosexual explanation there isnāt one
Cat and Dogās dynamic is the most important thing to me in this whole episode
āShe seems to think seeing two men together might turn me onā HELLO???!!!??!??????
S3E1 yyyyyay
Omg this Star Wars opening
āThe same generation... nearlyā GOODBYE
NEW OPENING
Kryten are you ok
Time Hole
Rimmer youāre so stupid
Please god let me have Listerās jacket
This episode is really silly wow
S3E2
I miss male Holly
itās like when Doctor Pulaski replaced Beverly
Unfortunately I like Rimmer
Oh no has he not. Had sex
Or was it with a man
Heās literally??? Gay???
oh unfortunately he has had sex with a woman
Still gay
I fell asleep imma stop and resume tomorrow
Okay I actually basically finished that ep so moving on to S3E3
Iām still gonna livetweet but not as much because I need to multitask and I canāt sit here phone in hand the entire time
I gotta ask tho....... in the season cover picture or whatever why they standing so close together 
Bro they put a twitter warning on it in 1989!!!! Itās important!!!!!! But also wtf why they put a horror ep in here with their whole ass chests
TRIGGER WARNING AKDKSKFKS
Groinal...
āA certain popular Jewish operationā whyyyy
Omg Rimmer no..... you keep making me sad
The fish puns Iām crying
Oh god oh gross
IHHH MY GOD OH MY OOF OH MY GOD OHHBYMTNGIFFDD
āWell I canāt say Iām totally shockedā NO WORDS
The Rimmer directive.... we stan Star Trek parallels
Is... vanity an emotion??
Oh my god this is so gross
Oh no he looks like a dad... i am so weak for facial hair and stupid glasses god damn it this is when Iām attracted to him??? God
This is so funny heās singing all you need is love
NATURALLY I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE IMMEDIATELY
I need to get a proper screenshot of that later to make it a reaction meme
S3E4
why is everyone on this ship an idiot
Omg omg omg LMAO Rimmer shut UP you canāt just call women stupid
NDSKDKKSKDEK SELF DISPENSING MACHINE
Holly you fucker
It sounds like Rimmer is doing a nice thing but itās so clear he has other reasons... he wants to be corporeal
noOOOOO HIS HAIR
Oh disgusting
Theyāre so chaotic like this... bodyswap
Oh Cat lol
S3E5
Awww Lister itās ok
āIām sick of the way you always smile when youāre being insultedā oh. oh no.
These outfits are so good
āThis guyās an idiotā
āHeās me!ā
āExactlyā
āHeās me!ā
āExactlyā
Are you jealous Rimmer??
HEāS SINGING FIDDLER ON THE ROOF
S3E6
Oh my god I thought he was SERIOUS
Imagine if apple products worked like that
HUMANS DONT GO TO HEAVEN
āWell you can all have mine. Everyone else did.ā This boy has BAGGAGE
Yāall this episode aired like 10 months after Measure of a Man and theyāre p much the same episode...... holy shit
Measure of a Man walked so The Last Day could run
A gun literally canāt hurt a hologram wtf
S4E1 lets gOOOOOOO
Kryten naming fruit is so funny
Teaching him how to lie.....
This episode is.... so strange
*insert obligatory āstill a better love story than twilightā comment here*
S4E2 :)))
Rimmer you have literally all those same qualities you just called Cat out on
HEāS A CHICKEN....
āYeah but you lost your looksā lmaoooo
Big Data mood
āI want to talk to you about my penisā and Listerās SMILE
Rimmer called him Listy
Data Lore and B-4
Human Kryten has huge EMH energy
S4E3 :)
He looks like a Ferengi and a Klingon combined
Rimmer assuming the Captain role but still working in a team with everyone
He means criminal activity Lister
THE LIE MODE
Here it comes
WHAAAAAT
ARNOLD JUDAS RIMMER
A classic trial episode..... Kryten as the lawyer... good
The guy is... literally a Borg
This is so weird I love it
S4E4 !!!
I toast, therefore I am
HOLLY HAS ASCENDED
Listerās hat makes me really happy
Cat is the most sensible one here
God Kryten is so great
S4E5....
