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S1E1 lets go
this is already hilarious DONT MAKE ANY STUPID SOUNDS WITH YOUR CHEEKS
Im sorry his name is what
Wtf kind of name is Todhunter
THE SONG
Lister is great I love this dude already
Rimmer is so mean i-
FJSJDJSJDJD HEâS A HOLOGRAM NOW IM DEAD
his little glasses 
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SIR ITS RIMMER goodbye
Please donât smoke in space
The cats name is Frankenstein excuse me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Me taking my IB chem exam
wait what
WHATS HAPPENING
wanna make a remix song of everybodyâs dead dave
Three million years??? Whatâs happening
Now Rimmer is a hologram!!!!!
The Red Dwarf holos staring at the Star Trek holos: what do you MEAN you can touch things
whâ
Heâs......... the cat
I love him
Wait this end credits song slaps
Okay S1E2
Rimmer you donât need to jog youâre a hologram
Wait is it just Rimmer Lister Cat and Holly??? Is anyone else still here as a hologram or whatever??
Like a complete and total tit
okay can I just say. god bless 30 minute episodes.
Okay whatâs up with the TOASTER
Rimmer is so MEAN why do yâall like him
space crazy me too
Okay THAT was peak comedy
Whose fuckin babies
Rimmer stop talking challenge
Youâre gonna RIP HIS NIPPLES OFF??
Oh my god his hair ???
S1E3
Okay but why was Rimmer made into a hologram and no one else
Wait heâs asking that same question now lmaoooo
Wh whatâs happening
Is this a flashback
Rimmer why do you SUCK
Rimmer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€" title="Handshake" aria-label="Emoji: Handshake"> Mr. Hospitality
lowkey annoying holos
lowkey annoying holos
Cat is the most valid of everyone here
Rimmer FJSKFKSKFKSK
Holographic shower
his arm....
Cat is me walking into the seafood restaurant
heâs so MEAN yâall why do we like him
âYouâre more like me than I amâ lolololol
IFSKDKSK HE WALKED RIGHT THROUGH HIM
Wait who is SHE
Oh. OHHHHHH itâs Rimmer lol
I WANT MY OWN NIPPLE BACK
The hips.....
Anyway heâs trans
THE FREEZE FRAME
S1E4 here we go back at it
Rimmer god
Iâve got more teeth than braincells remember
This ship is full of dumbasses
Iâve concluded that this show has no plot itâs just a day in the life of gay people
Cat is me in middle school at the height of my cats the musical obsession
Rimmerâs laugh..... it was sarcastic but it was c*te
Iâm CRYING this is so funny Lister literally is the cat god
Calm down dead people can have heart attacks too you know
Iâm Rimmerphobic but he has some bitchin one liners
Why do all gay people sit like this
??!!?!!!
Columbo.....
Ohhhh he just wants to be a real boy again
SIX BREASTS
Screaming the word Tot at each other....
What is Cat even doing
How did they encounter this cat ancestor man
Okay S1E5
Holly is me in quarantine
Lister not being able to get past this part of the movie is me whenever my dad stands directly in front of the tv and starts talking to me
I donât understand these two seem to hate each other but like everyone is dead... Rimmer just move into someone elseâs quarters and stop being a bitch
Iâve eaten five times Iâve slept six times..... also me
If you werenât my friend Iâd steal your shoes
Emergency. Thereâs an emergency going on. Itâs still going on.
What are you doing
They act shocked my stuff but then shit happens and itâs all âitâs really going to be one of those days isnât itâ
this is so funny itâs like being on the holodeck but itâs not how are these people here
PARANOIA AND CONFIDENCE COME TO LIFE
Arrest them for being hallucinations.....
Omg... Listerâs paranoia is Rimmerâs confidence and vice versa
âIf you hate him why do you talk about him so much?â is the truest shit ever said
Confidence killing Paranoia https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€" title="Handshake" aria-label="Emoji: Handshake"> Carole Baskin killing her husband
Two of them
S1E6
look I like Holly but floating heads scare me
Lister: Astronavigation
Me:
Me:
DID HE JUST SAY TICKETY BOO
Gazpacho soup...
Lady cats! Sensual emergency!
This is literally like having the whole Rios holosquad in one room
Rimmerâs journal lmao
LMAOOOOO the sausages.... listerâs money......
âBut itâs not Aprilâ heehoo
Oh no theyâre talking about their mom this isnât good
Mister Gazpacho........
Rios and Enoch fighting be like
Theyâre fighting and itâs soooo funny fuck
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PIPING HOT GAZPACHO SOUP
Anyway S2E1
Ooo new opening
They arenât godless https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ©" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> Lister is there
Holly is an idiot but heâs more valid than most of the others
FJSJFKSKF NOOO DOGâS MILK
ANDROID?!!!!
Noooo the hole in his pants https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
How about Big Man
Baby the problem isnât that Lister puts the emphasis on the âRimâ itâs that your name is Rimmer at all.
JFKSJDKSKD SKELETONS
HOLLYâS HAIR NOOOO
THE BETRAYAL
Kryten..... sounds like Crichton... itâs dressed like a butler.... inch resting
âAndroids everybody needs good androidsâ Star Trek Picard could never
The painting.....
HE FLIPPED HIM OFF GOODBYE IM DONE
S2E2
my rarepair crossover ship is Rimmer/Mr. Hospitality
No I wonât take questions
Fuck... Rimmer is really cute when heâs excited oh no
Oh no Iâm gonna fall in love with him after all
His dad :(((
LMSOSODOSKDS RIMMER âI hated himâ damn son
Okay wow I feel bad. This is. Hm. Iâm sad
Newswoman hologram
Wow what a trio
He just called Marilyn Monroe Mary Magdalene Iâm done
Oh nooo poor Rimmer
I canât breathe... Cat...
Fuck I feel so bad for him
S2E3
Guardians of the Galaxy be like
Happy deathday....
Wait did he say what time is it and he said Saturday......
I love that theyâre hanging out more now.... they bonded...
Holly will never fail to make me laugh but I love seeing the other 3 hanging out doing things together
RIMMERâS DREAM
Rimmer talking about sex with the girl.... we know ur gay itâs okay
Lister is trying to be nice but like...
Wait heâs gonna go to all these lengths just to mske Rimmer feel better https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
S2E4
Iâm laughing... mushrooms.... freaky fungus
THRU THE FLOOR
Okay it was the table but rjsjdjskdskdj
Cat why are you even there
Why is this an instructable for death by cyanide
This show is so stupid I love it
Alphabet Head......
UMMM LISTER AND CAT you canât just walk in on people in the shower
Lister really just kissed him on the lips??? Bi legend
CAT REALLY JUST ripped that womanâs scarf from her
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Same energy
âIâd just like to make a little speech. GET OUT OF HERE!!!!â
Anyway S2E5
Okay here we go for real I had to do things
Singing potatoes....
SEXY BLACK NEGLIGĂE
Is Rimmer playing checkers with the robot
âThatâs why men are better than machinesâ you.... r a machine
HIS LEGS
Hologram simulation suite
Holly and Queeg... I love this rivalry
Oh lord I feel so bad for Rimmer.... I love this idea of the computer taking control of the holos... gonna put this aside for holosquad fic later
Rimmer and Lister are really starting to be friends âą and this conversation about how friends are only friends when it suits them..... I just want Lister to tell him heâll be his friend no matter what
Okay Iâm... devastated wtf Holly come back
Wait WHAT
I got played.... IM JUST GONNA....
S2E6....
What. what
THIS IS THEIR BEST LOOKS YET
I care about nothing except this musical number
This was a cultural reset
The... the conversation about Rimmerâs issue w women is literally just that heâs closeted and has internalized homophobia
so many genderbends,,,, ok
Why is the dog man literally Joe Exotic
âLook im sorry Iâm just not that kind of... boyâ where is the heterosexual explanation there isnât one
Cat and Dogâs dynamic is the most important thing to me in this whole episode
âShe seems to think seeing two men together might turn me onâ HELLO???!!!??!??????
S3E1 yyyyyay
Omg this Star Wars opening
âThe same generation... nearlyâ GOODBYE
NEW OPENING
Kryten are you ok
Time Hole
Rimmer youâre so stupid
Please god let me have Listerâs jacket
This episode is really silly wow
S3E2
I miss male Holly https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đł" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
itâs like when Doctor Pulaski replaced Beverly
Unfortunately I like Rimmer
Oh no has he not. Had sex
Or was it with a man
Heâs literally??? Gay???
oh unfortunately he has had sex with a woman
Still gay
I fell asleep imma stop and resume tomorrow
Okay I actually basically finished that ep so moving on to S3E3
Iâm still gonna livetweet but not as much because I need to multitask and I canât sit here phone in hand the entire time
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Bro they put a twitter warning on it in 1989!!!! Itâs important!!!!!! But also wtf why they put a horror ep in here with their whole ass chests
TRIGGER WARNING AKDKSKFKS
Groinal...
âA certain popular Jewish operationâ whyyyy
Omg Rimmer no..... you keep making me sad
The fish puns Iâm crying
Oh god oh gross
IHHH MY GOD OH MY OOF OH MY GOD OHHBYMTNGIFFDD
âWell I canât say Iâm totally shockedâ NO WORDS
The Rimmer directive.... we stan Star Trek parallels
Is... vanity an emotion??
Oh my god this is so gross
Oh no he looks like a dad... i am so weak for facial hair and stupid glasses god damn it this is when Iâm attracted to him??? God
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This is so funny heâs singing all you need is love
NATURALLY I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE IMMEDIATELY
I need to get a proper screenshot of that later to make it a reaction meme
S3E4
why is everyone on this ship an idiot
Omg omg omg LMAO Rimmer shut UP you canât just call women stupid
NDSKDKKSKDEK SELF DISPENSING MACHINE
Holly you fucker
It sounds like Rimmer is doing a nice thing but itâs so clear he has other reasons... he wants to be corporeal https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
noOOOOO HIS HAIR
Oh disgusting
Theyâre so chaotic like this... bodyswap
Oh Cat lol
S3E5
Awww Lister itâs ok
âIâm sick of the way you always smile when youâre being insultedâ oh. oh no.
These outfits are so good
âThis guyâs an idiotâ
âHeâs me!â
âExactlyâ
âHeâs me!â
âExactlyâ
Are you jealous Rimmer??
HEâS SINGING FIDDLER ON THE ROOF
S3E6
Oh my god I thought he was SERIOUS
Imagine if apple products worked like that
HUMANS DONT GO TO HEAVEN
âWell you can all have mine. Everyone else did.â This boy has BAGGAGE
Yâall this episode aired like 10 months after Measure of a Man and theyâre p much the same episode...... holy shit
Measure of a Man walked so The Last Day could run
A gun literally canât hurt a hologram wtf
S4E1 lets gOOOOOOO
Kryten naming fruit is so funny
Teaching him how to lie.....
This episode is.... so strange
*insert obligatory âstill a better love story than twilightâ comment here*
S4E2 :)))
Rimmer you have literally all those same qualities you just called Cat out on
HEâS A CHICKEN....
âYeah but you lost your looksâ lmaoooo
Big Data mood
âI want to talk to you about my penisâ and Listerâs SMILE
Rimmer called him Listy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Data Lore and B-4
Human Kryten has huge EMH energy
S4E3 :)
He looks like a Ferengi and a Klingon combined
Rimmer assuming the Captain role but still working in a team with everyone https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ©" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
He means criminal activity Lister
THE LIE MODE
Here it comes
WHAAAAAT
ARNOLD JUDAS RIMMER
A classic trial episode..... Kryten as the lawyer... good
The guy is... literally a Borg
This is so weird I love it
S4E4 !!!
I toast, therefore I am
HOLLY HAS ASCENDED
Listerâs hat makes me really happy
Cat is the most sensible one here
God Kryten is so great
S4E5....
