You want to tell someone to f*ck all the way off but need to be polite about it. How do you say it?

“You can do that with a Lambda function!”

“You can post that question on the AWS forums.”

“Your k8s installation is out of date, upgrade to current first.”

“Check the AWS status page!”

The usual AWS form you have to fill out to attend any event.

This tweet is in relation to my:
business interests
personal interests

“In production, scope your IAM permissions down to remove the wildcards used in this blogpost.”

“Please fill out this recaptcha to request a salesperson contact you.”

“Call for pricing.”

“Fill out this form to be added to the public preview.”

“I’ve sent you a WebEx link.”

“We’ve added some new features to the @Dropbox desktop app.”