the semester practically ended for me so i kind of wanna make a whole thread of things that i think are really funny that i did with my friends and i hope will be a part of our legacy, but like, as if someone else talked about it :^(
idk how long this thread will be but the punchline is : "you fools, you're all talking about the same people"
"weren't there students who played monster prom in oak common room and thought it would be fun to all fight over the same character, so they said the name of a character before flipping a water bottle, and if it landed, that was the one who they'd fight over?"
"what about the students who spent four hours in oak common room trying to watch coco. i heard they tried to use the dunkin's wifi and were using at least 5 different devices and sources and would switch whenever something wasn't working"
"also the remember me scene was ruined because the guitar strings were bass boosted."
"oh yeah, wasn't that the same night they watched ed edd n eddy amvs?"

"when WEREN'T they watching amvs, though"
"WAIT WAIT WAIT weren't there students who broke into osher and watched strange magic, then went to go look at [nsfw] art of it using the projector?"

"i mean, they also watched shrek retold in there, didn't they?"
"what about the students who got an 8ft tall cardboard cutout of thanos, made a small antman, attached him to thanos' butt and redecorated him every holiday?"
"weren't there upperclassmen that decorated their dorm with [porn] they made?"

"but what about the upperclassmen that decorated their dorm with a bunch of handsome jacks?"
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