in that vein I do not think lbh and hc and mo ran would be able to stand each other:

hc would be jealous of lbh and mr having thicc tiddies and ass

hc would despise lbh’s crybaby act, to which lbh would respond that hc gets plenty spoiled by his beloved too

hc would hate how dumb mr and mr would hate that hc is actually suave and flirtatious

lbh would hate hc and mr for having a good sexual technique

lbh and hc would be APPALLED @ txj and even bingge would be like “dude you fucked up” though I feel that txj and bingge are birds of a feather

they’d all fight about whose beloved is stronger or prettier or more talented at cultivation or sexier

lbh and hc would try to lord their statuses as demon kings over mr but mr would be like “living a simple farm life with my beloved means I don’t have to deal with the headaches of bureaucracy and leadership that you two have to”

so of course they’d get jealous

they’d fight over how oblivious their beloveds are when it comes to romance and it would end up being an all out brawl

mr would laugh at hc and lbh’s inabilities to confess directly

and fight over who is the best househusband and who gives the best dick

I do feel like they’d exchange househusband tips with each other and sex tips with each other too though

mr is the most extroverted out of them but he wouldn’t make fun of them not having any friends besides their beloveds bc frankly he’s the same way with cwn