I’m only on book two and I’m high af but Draco Malfoy is a bully but he not a mugglist cuz that’s reverse magism. Hermione is a member of the dominant population she’s just in a setting (Hogwarts) that makes her technically a minority like Sam Whiteout being a rhythm less Kappa
BUT Malfoy IS elitist as fuck. He comes from a privileged background and sneers at Ron for being poor he’s like the jack & jill blacks or Amanda Seales
Nothing against Hermione tho cuz without her none of the events of these books would have been possible
Ok, Malfoy is not a mugglist (because there’s no such thing) but he is pretty sadistic and extreme. What is the wizardry equivalent to a hotep? That’s what he is.
Chamber of Secrets picked up a lot at the end, I enjoyed the Tom Riddle reveal and the Ginny drama. I understand why Ginny crushes on Harry.
Now that I’ve finished Chamber of Secrets I can confidently say Dumbledore should be fired. Promote Mrs. McGonagall and banish this man. So Fawkes just FOUND Harry in the chamber all on his own because of “loyalty” huh? Dumbledore stop playing in my face
Anyway, here are my official reviews of the first two books. I will be starting book 3 today and finding more evidence for my theory that Dumbledore is behind everything
I cannot believe Dumbledore gave Hagrid a job as a teacher. Yet another poor choice on his part. And Mrs. McGonagall all but called Professor Trelawney a charlatan but Dumbledore still employs her too. This level of ineptitude has got to be illegal.
Hermione has finally grown on me. She can be a bit annoying but she genuinely means well and she is a great friend, even when that means doing something she knows Ron and Harry will be angry about. She just wants Harry to be safe. The maternal vibe is a little much tho.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is the best so far, I loved it. I adore Harry, he feels very real. Malfoy is a very good antagonist to me even tho he’s clearly just a character foil for Harry and to some extent Ron, which can get old but so far so good
Prisoner of Azkaban also evoked the most emotion from. It was darker than the first two and had a deep sadness to it. Harry hearing his parents last moments when the dementors came around was hard. Knowing the dementors affected him the worst because his past had such horrors
And learning that he had at least one adult who cared for him deeply (Sirius) and having the opportunity to be wrapped in that love slipping through his fingers 🥺 I just want Harry to be happy 😭
Ok Ron suppot owning house elves he a racist
You know what, it’s fuck Cedric Diggory daddy
Bitch it’s slaves at Hogwarts SMH
Draco Malfoy need his ass BEAT. I want somebody to catch him in the muggle world g run up on that nigga with no wand just hands and feet
Ok girl, the elves = slaves is getting heavy handed, Hermione is giving me benevolent white abolitionist who is their only hope and Harry/Dobby is giving me white savior
Between this aggressive slave elves side plot and the word “sniggering” I’m about to beat J.K. ass
Ok so Winky is a house n*gger what is going on
Nobody:

Winky and Mr. Crouch:
Hermione is so paternalistic and Ron need to be beat up for scoffing at the possibility for freedom for elves everybody a elfist omg
Percy Weasley has not been stuffed in enough lockers and it shows
Barty Crouch is the Bill Clinton of the wizarding world with his tough on crime ass
The Daily Prophet ain’t shit but TMZ, it’s so MESSY and Rita Skeeter is going straight to hell. Cornelius Fudge authorizing pieces that call Harry a liar and attention grabber and pretending Voldmert isn’t back is like 45 ignoring scientists about covid-19 and reopening outside
What does Harry gain by Fumbledore consistently withholding information about you-know-who? Is he some type of sadist? Everybody knows everything except Harry. How is he too young to know everything but not too young to get stalked by a serial killing wizard
Everybody keeps talking about how great and clever and powerful Fumbledore is but I haven’t seen this man do shit yet except give orders after the fact. What are we paying him for??
Pure bloods are the white people of magical people
It’s definitely fuck Cornelius Fudge. Fumblebore defending Harry in front of the Wizengamot is the first time I’ve been impressed with him buy it also feels manipulative asf b/c he shut Harry out up yo that point then showed up at the last minute. It’s a pattern tbh
I don’t know why Fumbledore’s aim is but I don’t like it
Somebody need to throw Professor Umbridge in JAIL! She is literally torturing Harry during detention where the FUCK is Fumbledore they got Ms. Trunchbull working at Hogwarts
Professor Trelawney lied on her resume and said she was proficient in excel
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