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paul rudd is the most uninteresting useless person to ever be born
Never before has there been a man so extraordinarily ordinary, so unbelievably useless, so simple and uninteresting, as Paul Rudd. Do you know who Paul Rudd is? You do.
Never before has there been a man so extraordinarily ordinary, so unbelievably useless, so simple and uninteresting, as Paul Rudd. Do you know who Paul Rudd is? You do.
He& #39;s Ant-Man. Maybe you didn& #39;t know him by name. You& #39;ve seen him in everything though. He& #39;s the most basic white guy in Hollywood. He& #39;s the main character& #39;s friend in everything. He& #39;s endearing, but not TOO endearing.
It& #39;s just... Paul Rudd is no one& #39;s favorite actor or celebrity. He& #39;s just... Paul Rudd. Never do you see a trailer for a movie and go "WOW PAUL RUDD IS IN THIS TOO?". No. You go "oh, ok". You& #39;re not disappointed, but you& #39;re not thrilled either.
I can& #39;t think of anyone as Paul Rudd as Paul Rudd.
He& #39;s just so unbelievably uninteresting that I can& #39;t stop thinking about it. He& #39;s achieved the perfect level of & #39;fame& #39; where if you saw him on the street you& #39;d go:
He& #39;s just so unbelievably uninteresting that I can& #39;t stop thinking about it. He& #39;s achieved the perfect level of & #39;fame& #39; where if you saw him on the street you& #39;d go:
"is that that white guy from the movie we saw last night?" or whatever, but you wouldn& #39;t care enough to take a picture with him to post online. No paparazzi comes to him. He probably lives in a moderately nice home, where he pays the bills and goes out to eat every so often.
He probably has a decent retirement fund lined up for when he decides to stop being a useless bland B-list actor in every other average movie that gets pumped out every year. I bet if you knew him in person he& #39;d just be the most painfully plain, vanilla guy ever.
You& #39;d ask him for help moving out of your apartment, and he& #39;d come, right on time, not too early or too late. He& #39;d probably crack a joke about coming at exactly 10am, like you asked.
You& #39;d do a pity chuckle, and would go upstairs to the second floor to start taking your old tv downstairs. You asked him for help, after all. He& #39;d say something useless that provides nothing to the situation like "geez, this is pretty heavy!" or whatever,
and you& #39;d absent-mindedly go "mhmm" in agreement. After he helped you out with all your stuff you& #39;d thank him and he& #39;d say "no problem-o!" or something to sound quirky or even more remotely interesting than he is.
Then he& #39;d drive away in his 2016 Prius to his home in some alright neighborhood with a white picket fence and a trimmed lawn that he mows himself every Sunday afternoon.
Paul Rudd is good looking, but not TOO good looking. He doesn& #39;t have any superfans that want to marry him swarming him 24/7. He& #39;s just barely good looking enough to be shown in a movie trailer. This is what I mean by unbelievably unexceptional.
This man goes throughout his day living out the most bland, boring existence anyone has ever lived. Paul Rudd probably doesn& #39;t win awards. He& #39;ll get nominated, though.
If he was in some recent movie people heard about and went "oh, ok" and only watched because they were bored one weekend. He& #39;ll come to the awards show and not win, but he& #39;ll clap a little too much for the winner to show that he& #39;s happy for them.
Afterwards he& #39;ll probably pump out a tweet like "just sat at the same table as Robert DeNiro, STARSTRUCK" or something. It& #39;d get like 2 thousand likes and would probably get retweeted by his brother and then everyone would forget it happened.
Just like everyone will forget Paul Rudd happened.
Fuck Paul Rudd.
