Imagine writing “Sucked Out”?

Imagine having Dean DeLeo’s guitar tone?

Imagine getting to play this sexy Rickenbacker and nailing this bassline when you’re this high?

Imagine saying “I’ll run my acoustic through a distortion pedal if I want—and just for questioning me I’m going to put my microphone through it too”?

Imagine working the sound board and seeing the levels all go red at 0:42?

Imagine if they had just stayed this awkward for 25 years?

Imagine capturing footage of an actual angel?

Imagine being so cool that Paul Shaffer can’t play along?