I know most of my followers are very passionate people running some campaign or just finishing one (congrats to all me dems ppl), but I want to take a moment to call your attention to something I am very passionate about: this ben & jerry’s flavor bracket.

I know, you definitely don’t care. but after working in a scoop shop for 3 years, I have come to realize that phish food is not in fact the perfect flavor many believe it to be. the premise of it is great and it tastes amazing, of course. however—

this flavor literally never comes through when you have a line of customers out the door. when someone asks for two scoops of phish food in a sugar cone, it is always! without fail! too melted to stand on its own without dumping it into a cup.

also note that when a customer’s ice cream is too soft, they will not tip. they also won’t tip if they feel they have already been ripped off. & when a child comes in asking for a kid’s cup of phish food, said flavor is always too frozen to scoop one handed.

& when THIS happens, the scoop ends up being on the small side, and in its kids cup, it does not look like it’s worth $4.50.

ON THE OTHER HAND. in addition to being an amazing flavor in itself, tonight dough alwayscomesthru

no matter how many times it is flipped, it remains the perfect scooping consistency. I can say that about no other flavor, except for maybe vanilla but if you go to a b&j and get vanilla ice cream i’m not sure what you’re doing.

if you made it to the end of this thread i’m genuinely really surprised. but also you are a real friend and I appreciate you. on behalf of the tonight dough, I hope I have earned your vote thank you.

here is the poll. please choose wisely https://twitter.com/benandjerrys/status/1247684279330578439