Neurosurg -> Border Collie

Can work for days on end performing extremely complex tasks. Renowned for their intelligence but can be standoffish with strangers. Dependable and happiest when kept busy. Frequently leaves others in awe.
Family Med -> Corgi

If you don’t like a corgi there’s something wrong with you. Tenacious spirits that love and accept everyone. You won’t meet a friendlier breed anywhere. Great at troubleshooting and thinking outside of the box. Usually chatty and playful.
Urology -> Schnauzer

As high spirited as they are intelligent. Fun loving, strong willed and typically outgoing. While not the most common, they are simply adored by their fan base.
Anesthesia -> Jack Russell Terrier

Excels in short but extreme bursts of speed to catch small prey. Assertive and fearless, they are excellent at their niche. So intelligent it can be hard to keep up. Can count on them to get the job done. Occasionally feisty with other breeds.
PM & R -> Bulldog

Muscular powerhouse who still loves nothing more than a nap. Very people-oriented and courageous, and happiest when you’re thriving. Laidback & gregarious, plays well with others.
Ophthalmologists -> Eye dentists are a myth and you’ll never see one in real life. Unicorn.
I’ll try to come back for the specialties I missed (neuro, ENT) and fields stemming from IM tomorrow (nephro, cardio, geriatrics, etc) with a round 2 so let me know who still needs to be matched with their breed!!!
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