In the 70s you could buy a case of Haffenreffer using a middle school library card nobody cared
I ate a Sugar Daddy candy the size of a lobster boat and replaced 8 of my fillings with Bondo
Ma added 3 lbs of salt to the spaghetti water bc again, it was the 70s
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